. Whooooosh!!
That went straight over my head
After reading it three times. I've deciphered some of the lingo and worked out that it's not that hard, just need the right bits and a bit of software jigerypokery to get it to talk in a similar language (well not about how hot it is anyway).
I bow to your superior knowledge as anything along these lines is well beyond me. Although saying that I'm prepared to give some things a go aslong as I can follow step by step. I am only in the building trade but always interested in computers in general, just never to any real depth.