I keep seeing more and more projects that are focused on concepts I do not seeing coming into reality in my lifetime. Bitcoin is working.
The next in centralized gobbledegook coins is "Urbit". Where they outline their central computing-esque token in such grand pat-yourself-on-the-back terminology, it makes the Swift whitepaper from Apple seem humble. I don't know what programmers are taking nowadays, but I think the "nootropics" are starting to really inflate some egos out there.
Oh, and don't EVER have a language introduction without a 'hello world' example. Its just common fucking courtesy to show people how you do some simple things in your oh-so-amazing-language. Sure, there's plenty of "foo" and "bar" to cover a large buffet table, but once you dive in the the docs its a convoluted garbage pile of new 'verbs' and 'nouns'.
Fucking spare me. People are so interested in waving their e-penis around, they don't bother to get to the point, which is FUNCTIONALITY.