I'll never trust someone who begs for money in the same post they are selling a service. Seems a bit fishy, eh?
I may have came off too strong with my multiple offers, but I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like sitting and writing for too long, especially if I have no incentive. I actually jumped into this expecting everyone to give the negative responses they did. The incentive I should have kept in mind is that if I do this right, I will get more customers, and I apologise for not keeping that mentality as I was tired at the time of writing the post.
Yes, I may be a newbie but I understand this community pretty well, and even know it's a little bit of a protective/untrusting environment it's what makes this a trusting community to find real information, unlike some forums.
I have been here for awhile, but I just now decided to create an account. I always read a lot and try and absorb knowledge on bitcoin.
But what I am offering is completely serious, I am offering a cheap VPS with no restrictions, and coding or graphics services, also for pretty cheap.