2013-03-16 EPJ: Cyprus: IMF Goes Directly After Bank Depositor Money

[PawShaker]

We need 10% of Europe's cash in Bitcoin 

I hear statements like this all the time.

It sounds great, but how the fuck do we do it?

Governments will do it for us. They will print so much paper that the only thing that stands are real collectables like gold and bitcoin.

[Raoul Duke]

Problem is: you can't get fiat out of cypress.

No shit, Sherlock. One time I managed to cut one of them cypresses and went home to squeeze it.
Couldn't squeeze a single digit of fiat money out of it. 
Got so frustrated, damn it.

[molecular]

Problem is: you can't get fiat out of cypress.

No shit, Sherlock. One time I managed to cut one of them cypresses and went home to squeeze it.
Couldn't squeeze a single digit of fiat money out of it. 
Got so frustrated, damn it.

Have you tried sucking?