[Future] Where did my beaver go ?

[Spoetnik]

Seen this..
http://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-announces-windows-10-subscriptions-for-enterprise-from-7-per-user-per-month

SUBSCRIPTION MODELS !

Ohhh boy do i love TRENDS 

Life revolves around "trends"..
I seen a science shows discussing "Memes" and what they ACTUALLY mean.
And the popularity of using a cell phone is a meme for example. (or knocking on doors etc)
Seen it on David Suzuki's Nature of Things last year..

We are slaves to the crowd in any & all aspects of life now, in the past, or in the future.
Doomed to be lemmings walking off the cliff.

Like in Crypto..
ICO's were flamed off the board but when the majority supported it
then the rest followed and it became acceptable in some weird perverse way.
Who knows what will be fashionable and trendy next.. punching out old ladies on the street ?
If the the trend takes hold you too will be knocking pout old bitches and bragging about it.

You are either DIFFERENT or a LEMMING.

You do realize that there is a strong chance being gay will become so popular that things change right ?
Yup.. that's right, THEY WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PUSSY BOYS !

Support for vagina will "dry up" and all that will be available is penis & loose butt-holes.
You will have no choice but to follow the crowd and do what is popular.. suck cock + take it in the ass !

You all may say otherwise but the majority in anything simply follow around the trend starters.
No matter what.
So yeah you will be wearing Bell-Bottoms, buying a Pet-Rock and Sucking-Dick one day !

Being gay will reach a tipping point with the SJW's and society who feeds on being Politically correct.
We *almost" got there a while back around 2003 roughly.. it was a close call !
I damn near had a dick in my ass !
Back then the trend of being "Metro Sexual" got so big it took the world by storm.

I seen TV shows on it that helped create the faggotry.. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy + Will & Grace
Later.. we seen parodies on South Park & Family Guy, Simpsons etc
Luckily we broke free THAT TIME !
But i see it coming all over again and this time your gettin' it balls deep guys !

So keep your ass's to the wall and don't let them take away our pussy ! 

Don't let them strap the balls on your back !

[protokol]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

[Foxpup]

Aw, you poor thing, did your boyfriend leave you for a man? Well, it wasn't me.

You do realize that there is a strong chance being gay will become so popular that things change right ?
Yup.. that's right, THEY WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PUSSY BOYS !

Support for vagina will "dry up" and all that will be available is penis & loose butt-holes.
You will have no choice but to follow the crowd and do what is popular.. suck cock + take it in the ass !

Um, you do realise that if most men become gay, that leaves more pussy available for the remaining straight guys, not less? Your rant makes no sense. I mean, none of your rants do, but this one makes especially no sense.

I damn near had a dick in my ass !

Having a dick in your ass doesn't make you gay. That dick belonging to someone of the same sex does. So unless the dick in question was a lesbian's strap-on dildo, you've got nothing to worry about. Or was that the whole problem? You've become a lesbian, and you're warning men that they won't be able to get pussy if other women follow your lead? Is that it?

[Spoetnik]

@FoxPup
Don't say i didn't warn you !

And protesting too much ?
Some people don't want a penis in the ass !

Don't get me wrong i have nothing against gay people etc.
Do what ya want.. just don't take away my pussy dammit !

I am not gay either.. at least i think so.
Does pleasuring a man with a sock foot make you gay ?

I also said it's "support"
If a product on store shelves does not sell it gets discontinued.
So if the women have no demand they will get more rare !
They will be forced to search for sex from other women..
And Hookers on street corners will be a thing of the past.

Don't underestimate the power of the homosexual agenda.. they can & will get you !
They have their fingers (and penis) in everything thee days.

I will be buying Anti-Rape condoms to put in my bottom.. they ain't plowin' my star-fish !  

This may be the last time you all see one.. Pussy Pouches !

[Foxpup]

Don't say i didn't warn you !

Warn me of what? It's still not at all clear what you're on (about).

Some people don't want a penis in the ass !

So tell your sexual partners(s) that you only want vaginal sex. While vaginal-only sex is a rather weird fetish, many people keep an open mind about such things and are willing to experiment.

Does pleasuring a man with a sock foot make you gay ?

It does if you're also a man. It's not a hard concept.

I also said it's "support"
If a product on store shelves does not sell it gets discontinued.
So if the women have no demand they will get more rare !

Yes, because women are manufactured goods produced in a factory somewhere, which will stop manufacturing them if nobody wants them.

They will be forced to search for sex from other women..

"Forced"? You know you don't actually have a right to fuck other people. Nobody's "forcing" anything on you by refusing to fuck you.

I will be buying Anti-Rape condoms to put in my bottom.. they ain't plowin' my star-fish !  

Why would they want to? At the risk of stating the obvious, gay men want to have sex with other men, and have no interest in your "starfish".

[Spoetnik]

You don't know anything about my starfish so don't even !
My star-fish is the envy of male whores..
..they would kill for my luscious tight fresh pink balloon knot !

FoxPop Keep your gay agenda to yourself !
You can't have Canada's beavers we will fight for them dammit !

You'll see..
One day humanity will be lured into forced homosexuality with the media.
All those Will & Grace TV shows etc will turn you all queer like a 3 dollar bill !
Then what ?
Gonna come cryin' back here.. sayin' Spoetnik where did all the beaver go ?
..AND HOW DO WE GET THEM BACK ?

This is a secret ..we can't tell the homosexual agenda conspirators our plans.
Come for my pussy and you will find out bucko  

[Foxpup]

You don't know anything about my starfish so don't even !
My star-fish is the envy of male whores..

Oh, you mean like how my tongue is the envy of lesbians? I get it now.

..they would kill for my luscious tight fresh pink balloon knot !

So gay men want to fuck women so badly they'll kill other men for the chance to do so? That just raises further questions!

One day humanity will be lured into forced homosexuality with the media.
All those Will & Grace TV shows etc will turn you all queer like a 3 dollar bill !

Watching unfunny sitcoms doesn't make you gay. It just means you have terrible taste.

Then what ?
Gonna come cryin' back here.. sayin' Spoetnik where did all the beaver go ?
..AND HOW DO WE GET THEM BACK ?

This is a secret ..we can't tell the homosexual agenda conspirators our plans.

Ah, it's a secret. It's not that your rant makes no sense, it's that the explanation of how it makes sense is a secret!

Come for my pussy and you will find out bucko  

Can we possibly find out without having to come for your pussy?