dank (OP)
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You cannot kill love
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March 19, 2013, 02:36:10 PM |
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As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me. After this happens in the near future, the general population will finally believe the government must be delt with and freedom must be obtained. The US dollar will collapse the day after my death and Americans will be free from tyranny. The general consensus will seek to assemble a 1,000,000+ person music festival in order to resurrect me from the dead. When there is more loving energy than negativity, I will decend from the sky and everyone will learn to believe, earth will become heaven.
I've asked some good friends at Motomax bike shop to provide me some bikes for friends, in order to transport to the music festival. I'm also in need of some spiritual supplies to prep for my departure. For 3 BTC, I will make sure you get a bike, I can do this by paying them a part of your 3 BTC now, for it's more than they would earn if they gave it away after the US economy ceases.
Let me know what you prefer and I'll stop by tomorrow to reserve it for you.
A little bit of faith can go a long way.
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John (John K.)
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Away on an extended break
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March 19, 2013, 02:38:33 PM |
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As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me. After this happens in the near future, the general population will finally believe the government must be delt with and freedom must be obtained. The US dollar will collapse the day after my death and Americans will be free from tyranny. The general consensus will seek to assemble a 1,000,000+ person music festival in order to resurrect me from the dead. When there is more loving energy than negativity, I will decend from the sky and everyone will learn to believe, earth will become heaven.
I've asked some good friends at Motomax bike shop to provide me some bikes for friends, in order to transport to the music festival. I'm also in need of some spiritual supplies to prep for my departure. For 3 BTC, I will make sure you get a bike, I can do this by paying them a part of your 3 BTC now, for it's more than they would earn if they gave it away after the US economy ceases.
Let me know what you prefer and I'll stop by tomorrow to reserve it for you.
A little bit of faith can go a long way.
Mate, please relax and take some time off again. |
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organofcorti
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Poor impulse control.
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March 19, 2013, 02:39:32 PM |
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As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me. After this happens in the near future, the general population will finally believe the government must be delt with and freedom must be obtained. The US dollar will collapse the day after my death and Americans will be free from tyranny. The general consensus will seek to assemble a 1,000,000+ person music festival in order to resurrect me from the dead. When there is more loving energy than negativity, I will decend from the sky and everyone will learn to believe, earth will become heaven.
I've asked some good friends at Motomax bike shop to provide me some bikes for friends, in order to transport to the music festival. I'm also in need of some spiritual supplies to prep for my departure. For 3 BTC, I will make sure you get a bike, I can do this by paying them a part of your 3 BTC now, for it's more than they would earn if they gave it away after the US economy ceases.
Let me know what you prefer and I'll stop by tomorrow to reserve it for you.
A little bit of faith can go a long way.
Mate, please relax and take some time off again. I think he's already way too relaxed, John. |
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Bowjob
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March 19, 2013, 02:40:39 PM |
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Sure give me an address.
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It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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davout
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March 19, 2013, 02:52:18 PM |
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As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me. After this happens in the near future, the general population will finally believe the government must be delt with and freedom must be obtained. The US dollar will collapse the day after my death and Americans will be free from tyranny. The general consensus will seek to assemble a 1,000,000+ person music festival in order to resurrect me from the dead. When there is more loving energy than negativity, I will decend from the sky and everyone will learn to believe, earth will become heaven.
I've asked some good friends at Motomax bike shop to provide me some bikes for friends, in order to transport to the music festival. I'm also in need of some spiritual supplies to prep for my departure. For 3 BTC, I will make sure you get a bike, I can do this by paying them a part of your 3 BTC now, for it's more than they would earn if they gave it away after the US economy ceases.
Let me know what you prefer and I'll stop by tomorrow to reserve it for you.
A little bit of faith can go a long way.
Hahaha, you're awesome, I love you! |
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jwzguy
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March 19, 2013, 03:17:21 PM |
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A little bit of faith can go a long way.
It went a long way for squall. |
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dank (OP)
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You cannot kill love
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March 19, 2013, 04:11:00 PM |
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Love you too.
Jwz, I'll add to my will that squall gets a bad ass car of choice to drive to the music festival. Better than money.
Were all equal in the long run, as we'll all be gods forever.
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Jenger
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March 19, 2013, 07:26:23 PM |
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can i haz a vespa?
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bonker
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March 19, 2013, 07:31:23 PM |
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My ER-5 is a fucking deathtrap right now. I'll take a nice sensible CBR600F please. I'm not going to you poxy music concert though
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dank (OP)
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You cannot kill love
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March 19, 2013, 07:36:27 PM |
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Jenger, they don't have any vespas but I can still request a nearby shop that has some to send one to you. It's nice to share, people will be doing that a lot more when money is gone.
I'm just trying to get a spirit molecule before breaking through to the other side.
Bonker, they have plenty of CBRs, what color would you like?
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Richy_T
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March 19, 2013, 08:33:17 PM |
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Who will be paying at this music festival? I have to know whether to get in early for the tickets or not.
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evolve
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March 19, 2013, 08:36:00 PM |
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I see dank has kicked the crazy up a notch in the last few months.....
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dank (OP)
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You cannot kill love
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March 19, 2013, 09:27:02 PM |
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Richy, no one has to pay, since money will lose all value by the time of the concert. If you'd like, you may donate 1 BTC for a front row pass, 2 BTC for backstage with kid cudi, pink floyd and many other great musicians, or 3 BTC for a all access pass including unlimited use of all spiritual substances.
Your money will be worthless in a week or two, so might as well donate a small amount of your acquired wealth to a good cause and get a crazy experience in return.
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bonker
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March 19, 2013, 10:08:04 PM |
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Can't wait until I get my CBR600F!
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smracer
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March 20, 2013, 01:26:02 AM |
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Dude..... stop it.
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FreedomCoin
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March 20, 2013, 09:56:46 PM |
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i dont get it....
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Littleshop
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March 20, 2013, 10:03:40 PM |
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i dont get it....
The concert is happening in an alternative universe and is on scheduled. Of course in that universe I am the Governor of TX and just have declared bitcoin as the official state currency. |
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davout
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March 20, 2013, 10:24:07 PM |
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I'm about to get a yoshimura exhaust on my SV650S but if you're offering I wouldn't mind to keep it for the GSX-1000R you're getting me :-)
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Aahzman
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March 20, 2013, 11:10:31 PM |
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Jenger, they don't have any vespas but I can still request a nearby shop that has some to send one to you. It's nice to share, people will be doing that a lot more when money is gone.
I'm just trying to get a spirit molecule before breaking through to the other side.
Bonker, they have plenty of CBRs, what color would you like?
You've mistaken the word "sharing" for the phrase "killing and taking by force". That's what will happen when the economy completely implodes and society crumbles. |
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organofcorti
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March 20, 2013, 11:39:58 PM |
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......Your money will be worthless in a week or two, so might as well donate a small amount of your acquired wealth to a good cause and get a crazy experience in return.
Your prediction will be worthless in a week or two. As usual. To anyone unaware, please don't take this craziness at face value. Anything about which dank posts is likely to only occur in his head, not in the consensual reality most other forum members share. |
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