"I wuz hacked"Know how many times i have posted that parody comment around here ?
Well.. i have about 8,000 comments and that would be about half of them.
You people are fucking stupid period /.
Plenty of this retarded shit made me laugh so lets run through it shall we ?
CEO ?AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA ohh jeez that made me laugh
yuppers i be a ponzi-coin CEO'z ya'll !!!!! ROFL
Next up..
Them darn haxors at it again Lets bask in a billion in missing funds for a minute shall we ?
oh ?
You forget Kidiots and investards ?
What never heard of Alex Green of
Mintpal ?
Care ? Of fucking course you all don't LOL
..so i won't even bother talking about it ..fuck it HHAHAHAA
Did you know your
MCXnow "points' are being revived RIGHT NOW by a new mystery figure here ?
Yup some mysterious character apparently bought the Database of user logins etc to MCXnow
And he is resurrected the Exchange and is posting on the forum here about it.
Next up ?
Gox.Nuff said ?
No.. because most of you are idiot noobs who showed up after it all happened.
And yeah i warned people like crazy about it loudly as much as i could LONG before it went down.
Apparently you were all so utterly obsessed with being a dipshit douche cheerleader you were willing to look the other way on the warnings / red-flags.. then it bit you in the ass or should i say it
Bitcoinbuilder'd you ?
..Google it
And last i seen Marky Mark was in shit in the media for posting Sunset pic's on the beach via twitter having himself a little martini.
What happened ?
He stole a fuck load of money then lied his ass off about it all..
How do we know ?
He claimed he was hacked then later he had his lawyer announce that EUREKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gone doen and foundz me a pickup truck load of Bitkoinz !!!111111111
..in his couch he said on a fucking USB drive.
So.................
I guess he was not "hacked" after all huh ?
Next up ?
CRYPTSY.Yup GOVT receivership and now a class action lawsuit has been launched.
Hey JShock.. ohhhh how the mighty have fallen huh bitch ? LOL
Remember being a big tough guy shooting your mouth off at me here in this forum section ?
Demanding Cryptsy had NEVER been hacked ? APPARENTLY YOU WERE wrong.. MORE THAN ONCE.
What happened later ?
Vern ran to China and was busted starting a new exchange then had to shut it down. (Because he was exposed)
Mullick went into hiding 1 year ago..
(JShock) Jim Shockney was last seen posting advertisements on Social Media for a scam POS coin project taken over by a scammer crew known as
Stakeminers run by Leroy Fodor and Michael Wilterdink.
..You would think that Jimmy boy would lower his smug ass cocky mouthy dick-holster after getting caught up in so much bullshit over the years.
What you think Cryptsy was Jim Shockney and Paul Vernon's first "Enterprise" online ?
Ohhhhh heeeeell no !
Those boys have been at it scamming online long before Crypto coins existed.
Foopile Penny Auction scam ring a bell ?
Oh yeah Cryptsy is reputable.. run by 3 or more of the head Cryptsy staff / Owners who ran a porn advertising scam business way back.. associated with scammy fucks like Marshall "Shelby Drifting" Long "Founder of Cryptsy" LOL
Ahhhhhh GOD this amused my balls off !This is so entertaining my balls are tingling
The rank obscene vulgar display of incessant stupidity in crypto is the ultimate show !
Shit... get a tub of popcorn and watch the retards fumble around bumping into each other for PROFITZZZZ
Cause cause cause i'm a supporter yo!!!!
So lets carry on with the LOL'z
Bittrex, on their part, temporarily suspended deposit ?HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHGAHHA HAhhahahahahahahahahhaha ahhahahahhahaha hahahahha
Centralized exchange freezes market on stolen coins.... oh how centralized of you ROFL
Hey can we get a fork over here ? call it ETS ? HA HAH HAHAHH AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
Oh and there is more LOL'z too !
Law enforcement informed ?
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH hahahhahahahha hahahhahha hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahha
FREE MARKET NO REGULATIONS FREE MARKET NO LAWS DECENTRALIZED COINZ !!!!
and...
we..
called the cops ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL ROFL LOL FORLOLF LOL
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For fuck sakes you shit heads make me laugh my ballz off !!!!
What fucking part of crypto *DO* you understand ?
Any of it ?
Cash + Retards = Crypto /.
PS:Guess what i said in 2013 1,00000000000 times ?
They would rip you off on the way out the door and it's happened infinity time after time as i predicted !
I was hacked = people who run centralized crypto services for profit Ultimate way to cash out for the last time.. or if they simply want to borrow a few million for some reason or another..