[WTS] Million person Music Festival passess

[dank]

Hello bitcoiners.  As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to assassinate me for my anti-control views/anti-greed philosophy and the fact that I am willing to die if it means standing up against the government for freedom.  My death will trigger the end of western civilization and the start of a new era of peace.  Money will lose all value when I'm proven right and depart from this planet.

Due to this, I'm asking for donations prior to the music festival, so I can gather spiritual supplies to prepare for my transition.  I'm organizing a million person music festival for free, and I'm dying in order for it to happen, I hope a few of you can spare a coin or two for compensation.

So here's what you get:
1 BTC: Front row, middle stage seat
2 BTC: Backstage pass with all artists such as Kid Cudi, Pink Floyd and many other musicians
3 BTC: Unlimited access and spirit stuff use (you'll make your money back with just a free ounce of weed)

If you don't have enough BTC for a certain pass, we can negotiate, I want this to be a win-win for anybody interested.

The concert should be held within the next 2-3 weeks.

If you understand history, you understand history repeats itself.  Jesus happened and woodstock happened, it's time for those concepts to formulate into reality again, this time, bringing world peace to stay.

Peace & love.

[wormbog]

It's going to be tough to attend this concert with no date or location.

[greyhawk]

It's going to be tough to attend this concert with no date or location.

The concert is in your mind.

[dank]

It's going to be tough to attend this concert with no date or location.

Those will finalize after my death.  My friend will be taking an R1 out west to find the location if no one offers a good piece of land.  I was thinking it could take place on a mountainside.

Greyhawk, everything is in your mind.

[greyhawk]

Greyhawk, everything is in your mind.

No, if it were you would be wearing a green shoe, a yellow shoe, a red white polka dot leather jacket and fake mustache glasses right now.

[dank]

I am wearing just that, somewhere in the universe, it's infinite.  Humans are still learning to control what they see and feel.   Everything still manifests from within your mind.

[johnniewalker]

Happy to see you're still alive!

[dank]

Happy to see you're still alive!

Or are we currently dead?

[Raoul Duke]

wat da fuck is this?? lol

OMFG!!!! for realz?

[surebet]

So, Pink Flyod is going to be there, despite the 2 dead members?

Brain busting question: Will dank or BFL deliver first on their promise?

[dank]

David Gilmour will be there.  Jimi Hendrix will be there.  Bob marley will be there.  Many more great artists that I can't think of will be there.

Earth's about to be heaven.

[Littleshop]

David Gilmour will be there.  Jimi Hendrix will be there.  Bob marley will be there.  Many more great artists that I can't think of will be there.

Earth's about to be heaven.

So why do we need to purchase tickets?

[Jenger]

Do we need to drink your kool-aid to get there?

[surebet]

David Gilmour will be there.  Jimi Hendrix will be there.  Bob marley will be there.  Many more great artists that I can't think of will be there.

Earth's about to be heaven.

So if the dug up corpses of Hendrix and Marley don't perform between now and mid-April, you'll get a job?

[b!z]

David Gilmour will be there.  Jimi Hendrix will be there.  Bob marley will be there.  Many more great artists that I can't think of will be there.

Earth's about to be heaven.

So if the dug up corpses of Hendrix and Marley don't perform between now and mid-April, you'll get a job?

He's using the free wifi at a mental institution for fuck's sake.

[dank]

David Gilmour will be there.  Jimi Hendrix will be there.  Bob marley will be there.  Many more great artists that I can't think of will be there.

Earth's about to be heaven.

So why do we need to purchase tickets?

You don't. I'd just appreciate it if you did, since you know, I have to die for this to happen.

Do we need to drink your kool-aid to get there?

Nope, you can believe whatever you like.  It's nice to believe in positives over negatives though.

David Gilmour will be there.  Jimi Hendrix will be there.  Bob marley will be there.  Many more great artists that I can't think of will be there.

Earth's about to be heaven.

So if the dug up corpses of Hendrix and Marley don't perform between now and mid-April, you'll get a job?

Not quite how it works, there's infinite Jimi Hendrix's, as there are you.  The universe is infinite.  Jimi Hendrix's actual soul is living it up in heaven as we speak, I'm sure he wouldn't mind performing on earth again, this time, bigger than Woodstock.

b!z, they didn't have free wifi.

[surebet]

Go talk to your parents Sean, you obviously fell of the wagon again.

[dank]

Anyone can doubt the truth and anyone can believe it, I'm gonna believe in what I've experienced, not hide from it.

[Third Way]

Hey everyone look! It's more of the same shit again.