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July 19, 2016, 08:04:59 AM
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Following extensive research into the nature of money in the 21st century I have identified the most important characteristic shared by all of the world's most successful currencies, and which is sadly missing from the world of cryptocurrency.

Consumer surveys have revealed that the average 'man in the street' is still wary of 'virtual currencies' which they perceive as not being real and 'not backed by anything'. So after identifying the most popular methods for providing backing for a currency, which are chosen again and again over other options by consumers all over the world, Cryptorials is ready to share an exciting new concept offering ordinary people exactly what they want in a currency and thereby taking cryptocurrency to a whole new level of mainstream adoption.

Our new coin will be 100% backed by violence, just as the modern consumer demands.

Studies have shown that the average global consumer is lightly armed and displays a heavy preference for following the orders of people with guns. The people have spoken, through their actions they have told us what they want...

The initial money taking (IMT) for this exciting new concept coin will follow three stages:

  • Build an intrusive database of personal info a 'community', the members of which will be tracked, monitored and issued with the latest demands kept up to date with the latest offerings
  • 'Ask' for money
  • Kidnap anyone who doesn't pay and demand a ransom impose fines
  • Shoot anyone who resists

In return for their contribution, community members who comply with our demands will be offered 'protection' from other gangs economic blocks. To make this process as easy as possible, credible threats from outside forces will be manufactured highlighted.

The initial distribution of the coins themselves, as well as ongoing coin creation at an inflation rate carefully designed to suit my own personal agenda, will take place using our patented funnel technology, through which anybody who needs money for any purpose must borrow it from me and pay it back with interest, or obtain it from somebody who has done so.

By replicating the most successful features employed by all of the world's most popular currencies we too can offer the discerning 21st century consumer everything that they demand from modern money.

Please join the revolution by posting your name, address and full financial statements below.

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