Your water is tainted

[dank]

Much of tap water and bottled water, including aquafina and dasani, contains fluoride, a toxic waste byprodct that calcifies your pineal gland, the part of your brain that keeps you connected to reality.  Drink spring water or even better, Fiji water, yum.

Keep in mind, time is not real, it's a measurement of cycles of change, it's all relative.  Water is pure and heals your body, so drink plentiful amounts.

Peace

[ColdHardMetal]

Came in expecting "derp flouride!".

Left satisfied.

[SgtSpike]

Hey, something that dank said that is actually marginally useful!

[Mike Christ]

Dank, this is the one and only time I've actually agreed with what you're saying. Even if fluoride wasn't dangerous, there's no need to keep it in water, when it's been proven not to be beneficial when ingested. That's suspicious.

[Fuzzy]

Even if fluoride wasn't dangerous, there's no need to keep it in water

Then where the f*** are they supposed dispose of it without having to dip into their precious profits?

[SgtSpike]

Dank, this is the one and only time I've actually agreed with what you're saying. Even if fluoride wasn't dangerous, there's no need to keep it in water, when it's been proven not to be beneficial when ingested. That's suspicious.

To be fair, it does do a pretty good job of protecting teeth.

[dank]

Dank, this is the one and only time I've actually agreed with what you're saying. Even if fluoride wasn't dangerous, there's no need to keep it in water, when it's been proven not to be beneficial when ingested. That's suspicious.

To be fair, it does do a pretty good job of protecting teeth.

That's what tooth paste is for.  Water is for drinking.

[SgtSpike]

Dank, this is the one and only time I've actually agreed with what you're saying. Even if fluoride wasn't dangerous, there's no need to keep it in water, when it's been proven not to be beneficial when ingested. That's suspicious.

To be fair, it does do a pretty good job of protecting teeth.

That's what tooth paste is for.  Water is for drinking.

I do not disagree with you.  I live in Oregon.  No tainted municipal water for me. 

[Mike Christ]

Dank, this is the one and only time I've actually agreed with what you're saying. Even if fluoride wasn't dangerous, there's no need to keep it in water, when it's been proven not to be beneficial when ingested. That's suspicious.

To be fair, it does do a pretty good job of protecting teeth.

That's what tooth paste is for.  Water is for drinking.

I do not disagree with you.  I live in Oregon.  No tainted municipal water for me. 

You lucky son of a gun

[SgtSpike]

Dank, this is the one and only time I've actually agreed with what you're saying. Even if fluoride wasn't dangerous, there's no need to keep it in water, when it's been proven not to be beneficial when ingested. That's suspicious.

To be fair, it does do a pretty good job of protecting teeth.

That's what tooth paste is for.  Water is for drinking.

I do not disagree with you.  I live in Oregon.  No tainted municipal water for me. 

You lucky son of a gun

On the downside, the state is overrun with democrats who think the government should rule our entire lives...  :\

[GambitBTC]

Much of tap water and bottled water, including aquafina and dasani, contains fluoride, a toxic waste byprodct that calcifies your pineal gland, the part of your brain that keeps you connected to reality.  Drink spring water or even better, Fiji water, yum.

Keep in mind, time is not real, it's a measurement of cycles of change, it's all relative.  Water is pure and heals your body, so drink plentiful amounts.

Peace

Seek help now.


Your grip on reality is way to loose.

[dank]

All words to others can be reversed and applicable to yourself, for we are the same being.  Doubting/judging others is doubting/judging yourself.

[GambitBTC]

All words to others can be reversed and applicable to yourself, for we are the same being.  Doubting/judging others is doubting/judging yourself.

No that loses its validity when you compare me to you.

I am a realist, you are a forum junkie, with a false sense of enlightenment.

[MysteryMiner]

time for suicide again?

[meowmeowbrowncow]

Yes, and if I eat enough cheeseburgers I'll likely have a coronary in a few decades.



Jebus.  Dank.  Go get a Doctorate in something.  Then you can profess to us all.

[ElectricMucus]

My tap water contains less toxins than your bottled water.
umad?

[speeder]

I am from Brazil, here poisoning water is mandatory

[tkbx]

You may not be able to kill love, but I wish you could kill dank.

[dank]

Sorry, you cannot kill dank. I'll live forever, as will you.

[grue]

water, as in like H2O? that shit has hydrogen in it. you know what kind of sick shit they make with that? that's why my water is hydrogen free!