You can buy giftcoin cards with your credit card.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=156493.0You buy a $100 gift card and pay $109. Then there are some more fees added at the time you redeem the value of the card, based on the exchange rate at bitstamp.
But you buy the card in about 1 minute. You redeem the card the next minute once you receive it in your email. That's about the fastest way to get bitcoins.
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