Hey kids! (Yes, kids)
Whether you need to make some pennies from signature campaign spam to pay for Runescape Membership some day because you are grounded and cannot use mom's credit card, need a thread to go viral for some e-fame, or want to raise your post count for no reason but fulfillment for an otherwise meaningless life, these templates will help you make the most pointless, repetitive, oversaturated, annoying threads you will see on the forum!
1) "What will you do?"
Can be seen
here,
here, and
here. Basically, you just ask someone, what will you do when Bitcoin is worth $2 quintillion??? What will you do if you have 1000000000 Bitcoin? If you woke up one day and Bitcoin was worth ten houses what will you do? If Bitcoin was worthless what will you do? What will you do man??? WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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2) "How get rich"
So, you got five kids to feed, got a Bitcoin mining operation to run on the library computer, need to buy cheap WoW gold, whatever it is, you want money, and you need it fast! In a cheap attempt to scrape by, you quickly Google "How get Bitcoin", only to download Bitcoin.exe, a malware that stole all your coins! (RIP 5 satoshi
). Soon after, you wonder,
how too get rich? 3) "Am I the only Muslim/female/gay/lesbian/transgendered/alien Bitcoiner here?
?"
You are a special snowflake. Everybody is unique, just like everybody else. But, some are more special than others. For instance, meet
the only girl on Bitcointalk, who wondered if she was the only girl on there for an entire 16 months! You can also meet
the other girl on Bitcointalk, and of course the many many others. You can also see the fifteen paged thread about a
Muslim Bitcoiner for some ideas.
Conclusion:
Bitcointalk is a very diverse place. However, after spending a lot of time on here, it becomes challenging to not pick up on the same threads that tend to repeat themselves over and over, in different forms. It's like a psychedelic loop.
Also, I made this post so that I could receive 8 satoshi, moving closer to my weekly goal of 56 satoshi so I can pay for my Runescape membership.
