ScoMo (OP)
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March 29, 2013, 04:17:23 PM |
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I'm selling my soul. Of course, I don't want to sell it to a single proprietor. I want to sell it to as many people who want it, be it only a handful of people or the entire forum. So here's how it'll work. If you wish to buy my soul, you buy a unit of it, for whatever price you like. Then, the fraction of my soul which you own shall be the percentage you have paid for units of my soul out of the total sum paid for units of my soul. So, if you buy a unit of my soul for 0.01 BTC, and the total amount including your contribution is 1 BTC, you will own 1% of my soul, because 0.01 is 1% of 1. If you are interested, message me, and I'll provide you with an address. Once I receive the money, I shall send you a record and certificate of purchase as an attachment in a message. Here is a sample certificate: https://i.imgur.com/2Bv95lv.jpgI do hope there is interest in this enterprise. |
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GambitBTC
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March 29, 2013, 06:56:08 PM |
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lol beggars are getting more and more creative with each day
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Meizirkki
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March 29, 2013, 07:19:39 PM |
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Ha. Funny idea, this.
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Liam W
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March 29, 2013, 07:24:59 PM |
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I actually lol'd when I saw this thread  |
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FixDragonsTalePlease
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March 30, 2013, 10:01:52 AM |
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If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
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Liam W
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March 30, 2013, 01:46:49 PM |
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If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
You are entitled to do as you wish with the fractions I sell you, yes. You may only buy fractions of my soul, though, through the unit system I have described. Be careful what you say... Incidentally, has anyone taken you up on the offer yet? |
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Liam W
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March 30, 2013, 01:49:00 PM |
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If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
You are entitled to do as you wish with the fractions I sell you, yes. You may only buy fractions of my soul, though, through the unit system I have described. Be careful what you say... Incidentally, has anyone taken you up on the offer yet? The most direct offer has been a slightly conditional one. If the buyer is going to buy the unit in my soul, I apparently have to read Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis and write a 500-word report on it. Said buyer has offered 0.2 BTC, 0.1 of which I have gotten upfront. Wants to make sure you're not a bad person or something |
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GambitBTC
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March 30, 2013, 09:05:22 PM |
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If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
You are entitled to do as you wish with the fractions I sell you, yes. You may only buy fractions of my soul, though, through the unit system I have described. Be careful what you say... Incidentally, has anyone taken you up on the offer yet? The most direct offer has been a slightly conditional one. If the buyer is going to buy the unit in my soul, I apparently have to read Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis and write a 500-word report on it. Said buyer has offered 0.2 BTC, 0.1 of which I have gotten upfront. Wants to make sure you're not a bad person or something I offer 1 litecoin for your entire soul... Final offer |
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lophie
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March 30, 2013, 09:44:45 PM |
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I bid 666 coins of the pre-mined by god soulcoin. Deal?
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Will take me a while to climb up again, But where is a will, there is a way...
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GambitBTC
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March 30, 2013, 09:45:29 PM |
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I bid 666 coins of the pre-mined by god soulcoin. Deal?
Needs me some of those |
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lophie
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March 31, 2013, 05:17:27 PM |
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Yeah... since the events of 2011....... we all need those...
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Will take me a while to climb up again, But where is a will, there is a way...
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grue
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March 31, 2013, 07:01:50 PM |
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dat MS word screenshot...
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skilo
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April 01, 2013, 05:49:52 PM |
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This is stupid, Everyone knows you can't divide a soul into individual pieces. Also you have to sign your name in blood on the contract or it's void.
Source: Satan
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TECSHARE
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First Exclusion Ever
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April 02, 2013, 06:17:45 AM |
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Shouldn't this be in virtual goods?
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Liam W
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April 02, 2013, 08:21:01 AM |
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Shouldn't this be in virtual goods?
That would depend on your particular beliefs |
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hiima
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April 02, 2013, 07:49:39 PM |
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What are the returns on buying a part of your soul?
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Whiskey Fund BTC 1K2SG4amzNrB7gUwf5braHuExqnQ5nEKZp LTC Lgoz9gb7q39FMAmBz8odfkx4YFhLeofCpc
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bitsalame
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Preaching the gospel of Satoshi
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April 29, 2013, 06:50:25 AM |
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I want to have the soul of an asshole, so I can haunt the homes I want to buy cheap.
If you can scare away the landlords, it is a deal.
But to confirm that you are a real asshole, you must show proof that you are a prolific troll.
The condition to prove such talents, is that you must appear on TV on any reputable news media doing something funny/scandalous/ridiculous enough to be featured.
I already did that a few times, appearing in the media twice. So if you have the balls and are just as creative, I will pay you 1 BTC.
Deadline: 5/29/2013
Are you up to the challenge?
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April 29, 2013, 08:47:04 PM |
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I want to have the soul of an asshole, so I can haunt the homes I want to buy cheap.
If you can scare away the landlords, it is a deal.
But to confirm that you are a real asshole, you must show proof that you are a prolific troll.
The condition to prove such talents, is that you must appear on TV on any reputable news media doing something funny/scandalous/ridiculous enough to be featured.
I already did that a few times, appearing in the media twice. So if you have the balls and are just as creative, I will pay you 1 BTC.
Deadline: 5/29/2013
Are you up to the challenge?
Make it 10 BTC and ill give you a cover story ;P |
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leopard2
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April 29, 2013, 11:12:54 PM |
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brilliant idea dude...  watch the Simpsons, where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse... |
Truth is the new hatespeech.
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dank
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You cannot kill love
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May 01, 2013, 09:34:21 PM |
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Lol u already share the same soul as him.
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