Apple rereleases Samsung S7 without a headphone jack

[awesome31312]

Your $300 Beats set is no longer worth shit, because Apple has decided that cancerous persistent Bluetooth radiation is fancier than using traditional headphones. But hey, for only a couple extra hundred dollars, you can buy a pair of iPhone 7 compatible headphones!**

**Won't work on any other phone, and sound leakage has improved, from 100% leakage to 300%! Wow, three times the improvement! I'm sold!

Also, it's water resistant! What a unique new feature! Wow! Oh wait.

Firms advertising the new device on Facebook have found a creative way of hiding the top comments which bash the product, referring to it as a flop! Wow, Apple is certainly so creative!

Innovative too, as they invented a way to keep selling outdated technology for $1000 a piece! Get it now!

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[Masha Sha]

Bluetooth radiation and hack proof... I lol so much at the people who say that wireless is the future... That it frees from the wires... Until the medical ones kicks in... So sad. Shield yourself from emf! Wear tin foil

[awesome31312]

Bluetooth radiation and hack proof... I lol so much at the people who say that wireless is the future... That it frees from the wires... Until the medical ones kicks in... So sad. Shield yourself from emf! Wear tin foil

Already ordered my tin foil hat from the DarkNet.

Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to tell you that, now the feds know.

Wait, they knew it anyway.

[ccplz]

Love the thread title,only change I would make is...

Apple rereleases invents Samsung S7 without a headphone jack

Otherwise pretty spot on.

[Masha Sha]

Bluetooth radiation and hack proof... I lol so much at the people who say that wireless is the future... That it frees from the wires... Until the medical ones kicks in... So sad. Shield yourself from emf! Wear tin foil

Already ordered my tin foil hat from the DarkNet.

Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to tell you that, now the feds know.

Wait, they knew it anyway.

Double layer? Russian made I hope... Don't get a low grad one from China/ west... . How much tin foil can you buy with 1000$?  More than enough until the iPhone glass breaks

[snipie]

Apple rereleases Samsung S7 without a headphone jack

and you will find plenty of fools people waiting in the queues the whole night to buy it just when it get released...pathetic 

[Masha Sha]

Don't they provide headphone for the new port?

Edit: yes they do... Only muppet would have bought one of those heavy flashy helmet sound system with a jack... Noobs.

Real problem the rear camera isn't slick. It's like the s7 a big pump. No one knows about design anymore... Or planned obsolescence due to a lack of capacity to improve later on and the belief to already know best... Pathetic.

[Sundark]

I am still in awe how Apple is playing masses. They are releasing overpriced piece of hardware, incompatible with other standards, with questionable solutions, closed architecture.
And people are amazed by it, thought of it as luxury, what a band of sheep.

[ObscureBean]

I think the Apple event this year was rather underwhelming plus I still can't wrap my head around that ugly camera bulge. And yes removing the headphone jack is probably the worse move Apple has made in quite a while. If there is even a shred of Job's Apple left in the company, hopefully they'll make an SE successor with headphone jack and no bulge.

[Slow death]

Oh I saw this news in theguardian

The analogue headphone jack has been with us for a very long time. But the reason to move on is courage. The courage to move on and do something new that betters all of us.

Phil Schiller, senior vice president of worldwide marketing, said:

Up until now no one has taken on the challenge of fixing the things that are difficult to do in the wireless experiences so we can all enjoy them. So that’s what we’re doing with the Apple AirPods.

AirPods will cost $170 and be available in late October. Apple’s headphone brand Beats will also release new wireless models.

$170

[Xester]

Sorry to bring this up but you came up with two brands on your subject, Apple releases Samsung 7?   .

Iphone7 is the new talk of the town.  Much clearer cameras as they were two, cordless earphone, and water resistant.  But I might stick to my android phone since you just cannot download anything for free with iphone.  Plus more importantly, I have no money to buy for that. Lol

[otrkid70]

Apple wants to Monopolize the industry.  I can't stand Apple products.

[ObscureBean]

since you just cannot download anything for free with iphone

What do you mean? I'd say it's actually the opposite, you can never download any paid apps for free on Android. Plenty of paid apps go free everyday on the App Store and not just the lame apps nobody wants to use. Over the years, I've saved hundreds of dollar in apps/games downloaded legally from the App Store. There are sites where you can monitor price drops, you just need to be quick, most of these apps don't stay free for very long. Nothing ever goes free on the Play Store.

[MisO69]

since you just cannot download anything for free with iphone

What do you mean? I'd say it's actually the opposite, you can never download any paid apps for free on Android. Plenty of paid apps go free everyday on the App Store and not just the lame apps nobody wants to use. Over the years, I've saved hundreds of dollar in apps/games downloaded legally from the App Store. There are sites where you can monitor price drops, you just need to be quick, most of these apps don't stay free for very long. Nothing ever goes free on the Play Store.

I agree, Apple's store is superior to the Android play store.

I have had both devices, apple and android. Currently I have the Galaxy S7, nice phone. Before that I had an iPhone 5s, also a nice phone. I don't understand why you would hate apple products. Their stuff is just as good as the top grade android hardware. The interface is practically the same, the apps are the same, its the same shit.

[awesome31312]

When the battery runs out you just go out and sell the iPhone, then buy four hundred Android devices with what you make from it.

We're on Bitcointalk, can I find ONE iPhone user here who prefers it to the Android?

[Mike8]

Sooner or later the hunger for money will turn against them.
Apple becomes more and more pathetic. I don't understand the fools that keep buying their crap....

[ObscureBean]

When the battery runs out you just go out and sell the iPhone, then buy four hundred Android devices with what you make from it.

We're on Bitcointalk, can I find ONE iPhone user here who prefers it to the Android?

A few years back I would've said iPhone all the way, these days not so much, it's still an outstanding product but I don't agree with a lot of the changes Cook is bringing to the design. The thing with me is that I've never really been an Apple fanboy, I just happen to really like simplicity and beautiful logical designs.
Jobs was Apple, his vision and logic are what made Apple special, without Jobs Apple is just another brand. And Jobs' logic is slowly eroding under Cook, in a few years his legacy will have morphed into new entirely. Nothing wrong with the New Apple, it's just that I can't really relate to their design philosophy.
Having said that, the iMac is still absolutely exquisite so there is still something there  

[European Central Bank]

what really blows my mind is how much media coverage all this shit gets. professional journalists write lengthy pieces about the redesign of a freaking button. is this what the world is coming to?

i'd pay for wireless earphones if they agree to provide me with a lifetime supply of them when I lose them. those wires might be old stuff but they're kinda handy to keep track of them.

[BCEmporium]

Just cracked my ass laughing about that! One of their "fan boys" thinks connecting by the lighting cable will provide "digital sound". 

[Masha Sha]

A cheap huawai with 64go sd cards, cyanogen mod, firewall, F-droid... .

But still once Apple remove the camera bump, and an open source os is available it may become a really great device...