[Ann] Fartcoin - the coin you create just by farting (mining begins April 1st)

[CIYAM]

To mine you just need to purchase a specialised "fart mining" device (a WiFi "cushion" that broadcasts the specific details of each fart to the "fart mining network" which in a distributed manner decides which farts will be used to extend the chain of all memorable farts).

Units can be pre-ordered in BTC and we'll deliver them when we are good and ready.

Note: there will no pre-mined farts and please consider the environment before ingesting large amounts of beans.

[Parazyd]

Where is the Genesis Fart? 

[Matthew N. Wright]

That's a blockchain I wouldn't want to be around when it bloats.

[CIYAM]

Where is the Genesis Fart? 

I will be producing it and it will be memorable (am trying to work on creating a small melody - the wife is not impressed).

[foo]

Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin? 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin? 

Finally, an easy way to get bitcoins.

[Parazyd]

Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin? 

Finally, an easy way to get bitcoins.

Still, gotta pay for all the beans.

[MysteryMiner]

I premined prefarted my room with fartcoins. Also I found few blocks in my underpants. Should I broadcast them to network?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I premined prefarted my room with fartcoins. Also I found few blocks in my underpants. Should I broadcast them to network?

You don't broadcast fartcoins, you take them on tour:

[myrkul]

Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin? 

Buttcoin 2.0

[MysteryMiner]

Don't generate too much fartcoins! You might end generating SolidCoin 2.0

[Mr. Coinman]

Can Fartcoin be used on the Sniff Road?

[CIYAM]

Can Fartcoin be used on the Sniff Road?

Indeed it can - although your farts will need to first be obfuscated by an "anonymous fart" service.

[nutildah]

I should have guessed somebody already came up with this idea 2+ years ago...

This was a hilarious read nontheless.

[nutildah]

... Aaaand that was the post that made me a Hero member. Hooray!

The day I realized I had more posts than Satoshi, I realized how little this actually means, however.

[btcprice]

I expect its release to be explosive! However, it may raise a stink in some circles.

[High Plains Drifter]

Can I generate fart coins with silent killers?

[Gleb Gamow]

I premined prefarted my room with fartcoins. Also I found few blocks in my underpants. Should I broadcast them to network?

You don't broadcast fartcoins, you take them on tour:

Thanks for the bump, now seeing that the image I included back in the day wasn't being rendered... but it is now.

[nutildah]

OK Fartcoin HODLERs I'm pleased to announce this coin is being re-bootied by a new team of anonymous devs.

We have pictures of Dorian Nakamoto next to quotes by Satoshi Nakamoto in our new whitepaper so you know we're legit.

Old Fartcoins will be redeemed at a ratio of 10 to 1 new Fartcoin.

Not only will this reduce the supply in circulation, its good for the environment, too.

[nutildah]

Can I generate fart coins with silent killers?

In the rebooty those holding in SBDs all this time will be given the capacity to act as master chodes.