You have 2 cows.

[Franktank]

Anarchism:
The two cows refuse to be owned by you or anyone.

[BluesBrother]

Awesome!
Some of them are new to me.

Let's not stop the tradition:

Enviromentalist
You have two cows
You kill one to limit methane production
You milk the other one for self-use and go work on your novel.


Vegan:
You have two cows
You release both and switch to soy-milk.

Enviromentalist vegan:
You have two cows.
You kill yourself.







 



[Spoiler](...Please note that you can limit your cows methane production by giving it natural food instead!)[/Spoiler]

[Mike Christ]

Enviromentalist
You have two cows
You kill one to limit methane production
You milk the other one for self-use and go work on your novel.

This is hilarious.  We need one for PETA.

[BluesBrother]

Switch Vegan for PETA 

Profit!!

[Ekaros]

Switch Vegan for PETA 

Profit!!

PETA
You have two cows
You rally your troops to free cows
You free cows.
You kill the cows
You tell how much good you do for animals.

[myrkul]

Switch Vegan for PETA 

Profit!!

PETA
You have two cows
You rally your troops to free cows
You free cows.
You kill the cows
You tell how much good you do for animals.

PETA
You have two cows
You let the cows go free, they die of mastitis.
You tell how much good you do for animals.

[Littleshop]

Switch Vegan for PETA 

Profit!!

PETA
You have two cows
You rally your troops to free cows
You free cows.
You kill the cows
You tell how much good you do for animals.

PETA
You have two cows
You let the cows go free, they die of mastitis.
You tell how much good you do for animals.

PETA *
You have two cows
You kill them
You cook them
You eat them

* = People Eating Tasty Animals. 

[ElectricMucus]

BITCOINSM

You have 2 cows
You milk them as long as you can and make babybel cheese bits.
Eventually you plan on retiring on the Bits.

[ThunderSheep]

Bitcoin:
You have two cows that create milk at 60kmL/day.
You mine the milk and hoard it while talking up how great milk is.
The price of milk skyrockets and you stockpile more and more.
On paper you are the richest farmer in your village.


To be continued...

 

60 kmL?
mine milk?
 

I worry for his cows 

On the farm I grew up on, we just called it 60L of milk.  I too, worry for his cows.

[nimda]

BITCOINSM

You have 2 cows
You milk them as long as you can and make babybel cheese bits.
Eventually you plan on retiring on the Bits.

BITCOINISM

You have 2 cows.
Proudhon assures you that you will soon have only 1 cow.
Now you have 20 cows.
Now you have 200 cows.
Now you have 2000 cows.

[myrkul]

BITCOINSM

You have 2 cows
You milk them as long as you can and make babybel cheese bits.
Eventually you plan on retiring on the Bits.

BITCOINISM

You have 2 cows.
Proudhon assures you that you will soon have only 1 cow.
Now you have 20 cows.
Now you have 200 cows.
Now you have 2000 cows.

Proudon assures you that your 2000 cows will implode any day now....