You accidentally find Satoshi.....What would you do?

[electronicash]

Will probably show him my fake police ID and that will detain him in my room ask for his password and torture him if he's not giving in. I would take his millions and throw him to the river after i roll him inside the a wide quilt.

[Betwrong]

Satoshi is a real person. He is probably in his early forties. The problem with being an innovative thinker and filthy rich is that you get bored unless you're keeping yourself busy.

So, he is likely to be working somewhere in the technology world.

What if you accidentally figure out the guy you've been working with (sitting next to, is a customer, is a consultant, is your client, etc) is actually Satoshi.

What would you do?

Well, I'd say "Hello, Craig! Nobody believes you are Satoshi, but I do. You don't have to prove anything because it really doesn't matter who invented Bitcoin, but thank you mate, anyway."

Then he'd probably say: "You are crazy! Get away from me!"

And I would go my way. That'd be it. )

[Clement Kaliyar]

I would call the Ghostbusters

he might be an alien for sure but why would you call the ghostbusters after you accidentally find satoshi

I would shake him by the hand, start crying and then slide my tongue down his ear. I think he's the type of fella who'd need some human contact and drama.

this is so gay  sliding your tongue down his ear  he does not need any form of human contact and drama and so is the reason he is away from all the drama and attention

[Youresioure]

I'd tempt him to sleep with me and in the hot night's air I'd ask him how he could be anonymous for such a long time until I found him. After that, I'd ask him why he let me find him. Probably, I could learn so much from him and then help him develop Bitcoin further.

[coins101]

I'd tempt him to sleep with me and in the hot night's air I'd ask him how he could be anonymous for such a long time until I found him. After that, I'd ask him why he let me find him. Probably, I could learn so much from him and then help him develop Bitcoin further.

My god, this thread is turning weird.

[rawlzsec]

Not gonna lie, I'd probably freak out like a fan boy. Then I would ask for some BTC. 

[Oralmat]

Exactly, i find satoshi or bitcoin by accidentally, before it i really don't know about it, because i am already doing a job, and by chance one day i saw in YouTube about bitcoin, than i search about it, and in that time i don't know about any cyrpto currency, and i really want to know about it, because bitcoin is really helpful for amount transfer in anywhere, In short, So i searched about it. 

[DrGuns4Hands]

I'll just say Thank you . ( But its impossible )

[hasiramasenju]

i would tell to him that he has made awesome technology because bitcoin has help many people incuding me however i would ask to him if he don't mind i would publish that satoshi nakamoto is real and i had already figure it even though accidentally

[allthingsluxury]

Shake his hand and tell him his secret is safe with me Thanks for doing us a great service.

[Bitcoinsummoner]

I think it is impossible right now to find satoshi. well if i am lucky to found him or them i think i will ask a job from here to work with bitcoin..
And asking more about the future of bitcoin..

[fast2fix]

i would thank him for creating bitcoin and i will ask him so many questions lol. i would also ask him to sell me his bitcoins for $1 each.

[Racey]

I'll just say Thank you . ( But its impossible )

No it's not, you are very welcome

Thank you

N

[dinda22]

I think it is impossible right now to find satoshi. well if i am lucky to found him or them i think i will ask a job from here to work with bitcoin..
And asking more about the future of bitcoin..

of course most people think this is impossible, but of course anything could be possible in this world.
The most really good question I think. I will also ask about the future of bitcoin, if it will go well in the future, of course, I am not going to waste it, then put a lot of money in bitcoin for the future

[Wandering Soul~]

I'm gonna befriend him and I will ask him to teach me some knowledge or even tricks in bitcoin Lol. And of course I will never reveal his identity cause it's dangerous

[talkbitcoin]

I'd tempt him to sleep with me and in the hot night's air I'd ask him how he could be anonymous for such a long time until I found him. After that, I'd ask him why he let me find him. Probably, I could learn so much from him and then help him develop Bitcoin further.

My god, this thread is turning weird.

what else did you expect?

any topic about satoshi is an subject that has been talked about numerous times and apart from that, subjects like this containing "what if" followed by a super hypothetical question are begging this kind of reply too.

i say this is the best reply so far

[Tanic]

I really don't know. What to do with that guy? To ask his sign?! ahaha well, probably I would ask him does he that guy who created bitcoin? Then if he is I would tell him that I am in bitcoin world and making money on the internet with it/ Maybe I would even say thank you to him, cause for me it is really good chance to make some money above my ordinary salary. Money are never enough and bitcoin helps me to cover some debs.

[sana54210]

i would also ask him to sell me his bitcoins for $1 each.

This must be one of the prime reason that Mr. Satoshi went anonymous. Till he was active in this forum, we could imagine how disturbance he would have faced from such people asking for donations.
In my perspective, giving away free money would not be a big problem for Satoshi, still that might come back against bitcoin's growth. So, being anonymous has many advantages to bitcoin ecosystem as well as for Satoshi.

[Aamir1]

I would not do anything, but would probably have a cheerful day that i saw the person who actually changed the way of my living by creating a thing called "Bitcoin", but i wonder if he is so secret how come i would know if that is him?

[mindrust]

I would use my my mad hypnotizing skillz to get into his brain and learn his private keys. I kid i kid. I would buy him a beer probably. Beer can make people talk, and the more a person talks, the more information he spits out. Yes drunk people talk mostly bullshit but who knows