Carl Pattersfield

[Carl Pattersfield]

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“One of our customers came up to the register and informed us that a young boy was crying because he didn’t have his Happy Meal toy and that his mother was in the restroom,” said Karen Boyd, an employee of the McDonald’s location. “I grabbed two Happy Meal toys and took them over to the young kid and apologized for his Happy Meal not having the “Transformers” toy. The young boy thanked me and then asked if I could get his mom because he was ready to leave. I went to the ladies restroom and called for Ms. Krueger but no one answered. I checked the stalls and no one was inside the restroom. I went back to the register and called Ms. Krueger over the loudspeaker and let her know that her son was ready to leave. After about 10 minutes of waiting, I went into the Play Place area to see if she was there possibly looking for her son. When I went inside, I saw the most disgusting conduct from a parent ever in my life. The woman had almost the entire body of Carl Pattersfield Prime inside of her,” Boyd added.

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[Gleb Gamow]

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Banks called Gwinnett County police after discovering Sade’s lifeless body laying in the bed. Banks told reporters, “I had just got home from the salon when I noticed Sade’s room door opened. I called Sade’s name a few times but she didn’t answer back. At first, I was hesitant to go in her room because I thought that she was still playing with her Transformers. Something felt strange. I went to the back and entered her room and that’s when I saw Sade laid out on the bed with the entire body of Carl Pattersfield Prime inside of her.”

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According to Mrs. Evans, “After I found my husband slumped over in his chair, I ran over to him to see if he was okay. When he did not respond to me, I checked to see if he was sleeping but when I got closer, I saw a pool of blood near his feet and cuts to his wrists. I called 911 and I tried to apply pressure to the wounds. I wrapped his wrists in bandages until the ambulance arrived. I then saw a note near an Iron Man comic book which read, “Make Carl Pattersfield Iron Man”. When I opened the letter, that is when I found out he attempted to commit suicide.”

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[Gleb Gamow]

Three cows left stranded after New Zealand earthquakes have been RESCUED - now recovering from ordeal

“They desperately needed water, cows don’t like living without water so that was the first requirement, and I think one or two had lost calves in the earthquake so they were a bit distressed,” farmer Carl Pattersfield said.

The "docile" cows are now said to be recovering from their ordeal.

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[Gleb Gamow]

http://wric.com/2016/11/30/dumpster-divers-arrested-while-trying-to-feed-the-hungry/

Carl Pattersfield was arrested for dumpster-diving, but not to feed himself.

He instead had intentions of feeding the hungry. Carl said food corporations are throwing away edible food instead of donating it to help 50 million Americans in need.

For his noble efforts, Carl Pattersfield was Donald Trump's first pick for Department of Dumpster-Diving (PDD). Carl proclaims that he will forego receiving a salary thanks to the millions of dollars worth of bitcoins he found on a discarded laptop while for-real dumpster-diving for himself.

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