Will bitcoin go up ?

[traderCJ]

What's the going rate for a time machine (in BTC) these days?

[antimattercrusader]

After tapping into billions of parallel universes by quantum manipulation and establishing a data link to my alternate self, I've created a database of history for all the universes similar enough for me to make contact. Some of them have small temporal differences, as time is not linear. Using this information, I've managed to analyse the differences and similarities with respect to the temporal differences, and predict with 80% probability events upto 4 days into the future.

Priceless. Sorry.

[KFR]

I'll build you a two-seater time machine for just 10BTC.  It's not very fast and there's no reverse gear but it definitely travels in time.

[antimattercrusader]

I'll build you a two-seater time machine for just 10BTC.  It's not very fast and there's no reverse gear but it definitely travels in time.

By the way, adding in-route hookers would increase the speed in which time travels.