Someone to Talk To

[danieldaniel]

I know a lot of you Bitcoiners are always depressed and lonely, because you have no life or friends... but guess what?

NO LONGER!

Now, for the LOW LOW PRICE of .2 BTC an hour, you can hire a FRIEND that you can talk to!

But wait... THERE'S MORE!

You can save 20% OFF FOR EVERY HOUR ABOVE 5 HOURS!  That means that for 10 hours, instead of 4 BTC... It only costs 3.5!

I can talk about many things, including:

• Programming
• Bitcoin markets
• New Bitcoin services

I can also give advice on ANY TOPIC!  All you need to do is explain your situation, and I'll give you the best advice in town!

But wait... THERE'S EVEN MORE!

I can even PREDICT THE FUTURE!  For only .1 BTC a question, I can tell you the answer!  

You can ask me about your love life, how rich you'll be, and the future Bitcoin prices*!

PM me for details!  I am also on Freenode IRC under the name danieldaniel.  I idle in #bitcoin-otc whenever I am at the computer.

*Validity not guarenteed.  Rely on answers at your own risk.

[Mike Christ]

You were just about to put another load in the wash.  Resume.

[danieldaniel]

You were just about to put another load in the wash.  Resume.

lol.  Why do you keep on posting that image in my threads? 

[Mike Christ]

Maybe I need a new neuralizer...

[danieldaniel]

Maybe I need a new neuralizer...

You go get that.

[Razick]

*Validity not guarenteed.  Rely on answers at your own risk.

Nice and tiny. 

[danieldaniel]

*Validity not guarenteed.  Rely on answers at your own risk.

Nice and tiny. 

Sshhhh... If it's small enough we can pretend it's not there!

[Aztec]

Maybe I need a new neuralizer...

heh

[danieldaniel]

Maybe I need a new neuralizer...

heh

OHHH... It's from MIB!  I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!

[Arcavum]

If you have to pay someone to be your friend, then that's not a friend. It's an employee.

Friendship isn't something you can get by paying someone.  Friendship is the result of a bonding between two people in which there is actual caring involved...

[danieldaniel]

If you have to pay someone to be your friend, then that's not a friend. It's an employee.

Friendship isn't something you can get by paying someone.  Friendship is the result of a bonding between two people in which there is actual caring involved...

STFU.  You're scaring away the customers!

This thread is a joke, smart one.  <3

[danieldaniel]

if anyone wants to talk use mumble and talk to other real people @ mumble.thebutterzone.com:64739 and once an while I get on and you can talk to me.

The IP changed, IIRC.  Unless TBZ put it back to that one.

[danieldaniel]

if anyone wants to talk use mumble and talk to other real people @ mumble.thebutterzone.com:64739 and once an while I get on and you can talk to me.

The IP changed, IIRC.  Unless TBZ put it back to that one.

No it is that one I just checked

Ok, cool.  Join!

[Razick]

*Validity not guarenteed.  Rely on answers at your own risk.

Nice and tiny. 

Sshhhh... If it's small enough we can pretend it's not there!

I always read the fine print. (Not!) 

[legendster]

Maybe I need a new neuralizer...

The old ones from the new MIB 3