[ANN] SAJCOIN GUARANTEED PUMPS NO PREMINE ANON MASTERNODES #SAJBOTTOM

[sajcoin]

http://imgur.com/a/OdK4i


Sajcoin is the collective work of a dedicated dev team working together 29/8 for the last 17 years and we are proud to finally release this to the community.

Sajcoin is going to overthrow the disgusting filthy peasant cash aka fiat, and replace it as the true one universal currency.


Coin specifications

Total coins: as much as is needed
Algo: baguette
Block time: faster than the speed of fucking light
POW/POS just joking POS stands for piece of shit, POW = MASTER RACE
Masternodes: masternode requirment for 1 node is 10k sajcoin. Minimum server requirments 120 cores 1tb ram and 20 petabyte daily bandwith, you will receive daily dividends in freshly baked shoes.
Lightning network and Dao is activated from genesis.

http://imgur.com/a/GUVUY

Saj Market Maker Algo

At the start of every month there will be a Guaranteed #SajBottom this will give new members of our community a chance to buy in for a guaranteed breakout and subsequently guaranteed profit

On the 11th of every month we will get the most bullish fucking dump you have ever seen, holders of coins will be notified to BUY THE FUCKING DIP via carrier pidgeon

On the 14th of every month we will start triangling OF COURSE this will be followed by a saj daily candle at the end of the month for atleast 190874% increase after this the cycle will repeat.


Roadmap

Not needed sajcoin is already perfect

http://imgur.com/a/i7AlB


Ico conditions

1 month long ico

1st week bonus = 50%
2nd week bonus = 22.5%
3rd week bonus=10%
4th week bonus = 0%

360 no scope mega anal adventure coin will receive a 23.45% bonus on top of the existing weekly bonus.

ICO Address: 1AVHgd2gE7RBSgWwx8M6XqAZRB9AJ6tYmF


http://imgur.com/a/wJhHI


Invest in yours and humanities future, invest in sajcoin

any bitcoin sent to this address after ICO period will be considered a donation towards development PS we don’t need money for development as sajcoin is already perfect, so it will be spent on Hookers and Blow.

Exchanges

https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_saj

https://bittrex.com/Market/Index?MarketName=BTC-SAJ


Bounties


ANN Translation

Klingon – 1k Saj coin

Sanskrit – 2k sajcoin

Latin - 1.5k

Egyptian hieroglyphics - 2k

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[Crypt0bull]

Please stop  face hurts

[notsofast]

The real question is who is the #SAJTOP

[romanornr]

Starting to lose faith in crypto

[ocminer]

[robelneo]

Why is it whenever I see a newbie account I'm thinking that this is up to something,like opening up a new announcement about new ICO or the new innovative and the soon to be  best crypto coin in the market..

Is it just me or others thinking this way too..

[Sam123]

Very weird 

[DeadBirdzz]

hookers and blow?

AM IN!!!

[piebeyb]

Ahh joke quite entertaining me on this thread

[bolenath]

 
Much funny, very joke