Josh and Luke walk into a bar...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

BT: Howdy, gents. What'll be?
Josh: We'll both have the Happy Hour special.
BT: Darn, that ended 10 minutes ago.
Luke: Wait, what! Technically, it hasn't for you don't include a time zone in the promo.
Josh: Looks like we have a push here, bud.
BT: Push it is. That'll be $12.
Josh: Why do we have to pay in advance?
BT: Policy.
Luke: Fine! Here's twelve bucks. Keep the change! HeHe! Now ship us our drinks.
<20 minutes later>
Josh: Bartender!
BT: Yes.
Josh: When are we going to get our drinks?
BT: Seriously? You pre-order, right? Well, as soon as we get our liquor license, you'll be served.
Luke: I want a refund.
BT: No problem. Simply fill out this form and hand it to the lady over there petting her chicken.
Jody: I'll get to it when I can. We are hiring more CS personnel to handle the recent influx of refunds. Meanwhile, you're in the queue.
Luke: Can we at least see what our drinks would look like?
BT: Sorry! No looky, looky.
Al the Alpaca: Psst! Buddies. Either one of you wanna buy a watch? It has a built in calendar.

[Mike Christ]

What an entertainingly interesting story you made up--

Hey wait a minute...

[tysat]

I like it!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

KCTV5's Investigations team caught up with Josh of BF Labs Inc. at a local watering hole, along with one of their software developers, of which he claimed to not be an employee while overly enjoying a licorice pipe.

When ask about all the people requesting refunds from BF Labs Inc., he promptly gave me a quarter and told me to go buy a clue, then he turned and started walking away.

As we followed him to the door, we were attacked by a chicken, thus Josh and his licorice-eating developer made a clean getaway (first time I've viewed this video).

Back to you, Ron, for I need to pre-order a drink, preferably one with little umbrellas sticking out of it--shish kabob!