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April 12, 2013, 01:33:46 AM
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1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)

4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

See a pattern?  Grin Grin Grin

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You should open an exchange with your profits smoothie...

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April 12, 2013, 01:35:17 AM
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1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)

4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

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April 12, 2013, 01:35:25 AM
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I don't think it'll be that bad.

Then again, I'm already getting timeouts on their API.

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April 12, 2013, 01:37:18 AM
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You should open an exchange with your profits smoothie...

Too much work. No thanks. Roll Eyes

With all the money GOX makes I don't see the problem in buying hardware and designing their trade engine to be 100% lightning fast.


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April 12, 2013, 01:39:17 AM
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i've got my own exchange. its called localbitcoins.com and you can buy BTC for $200 ea. Grin



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April 12, 2013, 01:40:44 AM
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i've got my own exchange. its called localbitcoins.com and you can buy BTC for $200 ea. Grin

+1 fuck yeah.


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April 12, 2013, 01:41:35 AM
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I don't think it'll be that bad.

Then again, I'm already getting timeouts on their API.

Yep. It's already laggin. The smoothie has spoken. We have no choice but to wait for the banksters to save us.

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I bet they will roll out the 17th fix.
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April 12, 2013, 01:48:19 AM
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You missed the:

*Blame the lag on a DOS
*Then come up with a press releasing saying they're are a victim of their own success and have too many people trying to trade

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April 12, 2013, 01:49:22 AM
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I absolutely love how the price 100% depends on Gox's performance in the next 24 hours. You'd think people would get smart after the 2nd, 3rd, 6th, 7th, dozenth time this happened... but no.

20,000 new user accounts a day... 20,000 IDIOTS a day. If there's one thing humanity is good at producing, it's idiots. Lrn2freemarket, folks.
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April 12, 2013, 01:50:12 AM
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anyone getting DDOS these days can say they are the victim of success , moot
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April 12, 2013, 02:09:21 AM
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We've got ourselves a winahh
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April 12, 2013, 04:59:10 AM
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1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)


4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

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April 12, 2013, 05:30:26 AM
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You missed the:

*Blame the lag on a DOS
*Then come up with a press releasing saying they're are a victim of their own success and have too many people trying to trade

Misinformation to make bitcoin seem 'safer' to the masses, i see.

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