Your post is discriminatory to the weirdos among us. So that you don't offend those fags and trannies you need to adjust your categories. According to my HR manual it should look something like this...
1) female (on top because we need to make them feel good)
2) male ( we already know were the best so #2 spot gets us less grief by giving #1 spot to girls)
3) Non-binary/third gender
4) prefer to self-describe ______________
5) perfer not to say
I'm a female, and I don't know why I laughed so hard while reading this. (Specifically to numbers 1 and 2)