[POLL] Do you want to join a Satanic Cult ?

[Spoetnik]

..yeah i was thinking of starting my own cult and i need victims members.
So who's in ?

Well, let me sweeten the pot a little

All members will get at least 6 sex-witches for their sex-dungeon !
You will also get a special surprise personally from the Legendary Spoetnik (some FUD via PM)
There will be goats !
Lots of god damn death metal to mosh around the house to.
Quite possibly girls, drugs and booze.

And on Sundays we pray !

Hey a little Satan worship never hurt anybody.. so you guys in or what ?
Come on guys, dig out them dusty ole' Pentagrams from your closet and lets do this shit !

[Foxpup]

..yeah i was thinking of starting my own cult and i need victims members.

No, what you need is a unique moral and philosophical outlook on life that potential members can relate to. Something to make them feel like they have a special purpose in the universe that can only be fulfilled by joining your cult. Many so-called "Satanic" cults withered into obscurity because they didn't come up with anything that hadn't been done better by other religions. So what has your cult got to offer?

All members will get at least 6 sex-witches for their sex-dungeon !
You will also get a special surprise personally from the Legendary Spoetnik (some FUD via PM)
There will be goats !
Lots of god damn death metal to mosh around the house to.
Quite possibly girls, drugs and booze.

And on Sundays we pray !

Just an average party, then. Except I don't see any cake. That makes it a below-average party. You can't base an entire cult on that.

[Spoetnik]

Your right

I will add to my new cult that when the Hale-Bop comet comes back again we will hop on it and join the Heavens-Gate Cult guys who drank the kool-aid way back.. they had to "leave" their bodies though.
I say we get space suits and go all NASA about it though.

I'll have to give to some thought and come back to you guys though.
Hmm maybe a Satanic Cult ICO Coin would get everyone on-board ?
Just imagine the evil ROI's  

We can have an evil coin that is a blatant PONZI and users at the bottom get a punch in the face and no money.. and the higher up the pyramid scheme you get the more rewards you get.. sounds great huh ?
Sounds like LEO coin
Well that idea is taken  

..back to the drawing board