It's pretty simple: don't ask for a loan using the above collateral... The only thing that would actually happen if you really asked for a loan with those accounts is: you would get mocked and you would receive red trust.
Basically, my recommandations for you would be:
1) get your funds out of all those ponzi's
2) in the future, don't invest in ponzi's, basically do your research before investing into anything (and use a trusted escrow whenever possible)
3) if you have skills that translate well into the online world (designing, coding, marketing), you can sell your skills and make some BTC. If you don't have online skills, take a real life job and convert part of your income into BTC
4) if you're really desperate for a loan, and you have no collateral, get a loan from somebody you know IRL.