White Jesus

[myrkul]

God is white man with beard If You don't believe that You are going to Hell!

See you there.

[MysteryMiner]

God is white man with beard If You don't believe that You are going to Hell!

See you there.

I will not go there, I already made donation to church. All my sins are forgiven!

[Elwar]

Jesus was an albino. This is often missed in historical accounts.

They also skipped out the whole part in the bible where he was a ninja master.

[Anonymouss]

This thread is gold, BLACK JESUS!

[hammz]

Jesus gets whiter every year.   You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus.

I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at.  Everyone there was mighty impressed. 

[Mike Christ]

Jesus gets whiter every year.   You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus.

I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at.  Everyone there was mighty impressed. 

I got one for Jehovah's witness.  Jesus looked like a brown-haired American.

I drew a monobrow and a black eye on him.  Found it more accurate.

[im3w1l]

What struck me as interesting is how the Bible has been commonly used throughout history as a propaganda tool.  If there was a Korean sect of Christianity, I wonder if there would be a Korean Jesus.

"The 2005 South Korean census showed 29.2 percent of the population as Christian"

The more you know..