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Re: White Jesus

April 18, 2013, 01:24:03 AM

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Quote from: MysteryMiner on April 18, 2013, 01:20:26 AM

God is white man with beard Cheesy

If You don't believe that You are going to Hell!

See you there.

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Re: White Jesus

April 18, 2013, 01:26:13 AM

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Quote from: myrkul on April 18, 2013, 01:24:03 AM

Quote from: MysteryMiner on April 18, 2013, 01:20:26 AM

God is white man with beard Cheesy

If You don't believe that You are going to Hell!

See you there.

I will not go there, I already made donation to church. All my sins are forgiven! Cheesy

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Re: White Jesus

April 18, 2013, 01:49:20 AM

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Jesus was an albino. This is often missed in historical accounts.

They also skipped out the whole part in the bible where he was a ninja master.

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Re: White Jesus

April 18, 2013, 02:00:05 AM

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This thread is gold, BLACK JESUS!

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Re: White Jesus

April 19, 2013, 01:49:37 AM

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Jesus gets whiter every year. You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus.

I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at. Everyone there was mighty impressed.

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Re: White Jesus

April 19, 2013, 02:30:54 AM

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Quote from: hammz on April 19, 2013, 01:49:37 AM

Jesus gets whiter every year. You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus.

I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at. Everyone there was mighty impressed.

I got one for Jehovah's witness. Jesus looked like a brown-haired American.

I drew a monobrow and a black eye on him. Found it more accurate.

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Re: White Jesus

April 19, 2013, 09:26:52 PM

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Quote from: Mike Christ on April 17, 2013, 03:35:39 AM

What struck me as interesting is how the Bible has been commonly used throughout history as a propaganda tool. If there was a Korean sect of Christianity, I wonder if there would be a Korean Jesus.

"The 2005 South Korean census showed 29.2 percent of the population as Christian"

The more you know..