Acquiring

[legion050]

what does a worthless guy with no skills and no items of worth sell to get BTC?

[Drifter]

People with no disposable income shouldn't be investing in bitcoin at this point.

[zerokwel]

agree only invest what you can afford to loose.

[Vinnie]

Who says he's investing? Maybe he just wants to give it a try. Maybe he wants to do some work and get paid for it so he can spend it.

[SgtSpike]

I can't think of anything.

[anodyne]

I guess pointing a cpu miner to a pool and making a few bitcents would be a possible cryptocurrency equivalent of a red paperclip.

[soades]

what does a worthless guy with no skills and no items of worth sell to get BTC?

put a sig. at the bottom of your profile stating "donate bitcoins here"

[hawks5999]

what does a worthless guy with no skills and no items of worth sell to get BTC?

his body?

[Sukrim]

Maybe a kidney?
Can you already sell organs on silk road as well?

Other than that maybe try to sell nude pictures of yourself... or threaten that you release them, depending!

[billyjoeallen]

1. Prank call my boss at a time when I have a rock-solid alibi
2. Be my wingman when I'm on the prowl for women (I guess this could work on Facebook, but kinda lame)
3. Murder my wife's poodle
4. wait in line for me at the DMV, KFC, ETC.
5. plant trees to offset my carbon footprint
6. do my homework

Seriously, I need you to make a video of yourself as a fake correspondent for a fake newscast. Do you have a camera?  Send me a demo reel. I'll send you a script.