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April 22, 2013, 07:11:14 PM |
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As a lot of you are the sort of people that would find this hilarious in the best sense, I just received a letter in the mail stating that if I join the U.S army, I can receive a free movie ticket.
I just wonder what movie it is.
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Luno
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April 22, 2013, 07:12:24 PM |
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Hair?
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April 22, 2013, 07:14:21 PM |
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SaltySpitoon (OP)
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April 22, 2013, 07:14:44 PM |
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A friend gave me a hypothetical dialog for what could happen.
:die for your country:
:on deathbed:
:son stares into your eyes:
"What did you do it for dad.. what made you keep on fighting"
"son..."
"i-iron... iron man 3...."
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April 22, 2013, 07:16:49 PM |
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Now it's the GI Playbill
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April 22, 2013, 07:35:12 PM |
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They would do better if they offered up an xBox.
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April 22, 2013, 07:36:42 PM |
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yeah, I would have joined for an Xbox
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April 22, 2013, 07:52:04 PM |
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LoL. Is that supposed to sway me over to a life of danger and family hardship?
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April 22, 2013, 08:42:38 PM |
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what are they thinking? a life in trade for a movie ticket?
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April 22, 2013, 09:30:06 PM |
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what are they thinking? a life in trade for a movie ticket?
I dunno, what if its a life changing movie? |
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April 23, 2013, 12:58:55 AM |
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May we see a scan/picture of this letter? That sounds insane, even by my standards.
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April 23, 2013, 01:01:49 AM |
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May we see a scan/picture of this letter? That sounds insane, even by my standards.
I agree, it my country has resorted to elementary school grade coercion tactics, I want to know about it. Pics or it didn't happen. |
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April 23, 2013, 05:28:09 PM |
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Oke, just gotta blank out the names and addresses and such.
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April 23, 2013, 05:34:15 PM |
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Oke, just gotta blank out the names and addresses and such.
Appreciate it! It's worth uploading on IMGUR as well. |
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April 23, 2013, 05:48:43 PM |
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Heres the Imgur Link, http://imgur.com/KM9W5Uk,UcAs05v,Ur9dkxo#0its probably just easier that way, so you can zoom in and out to make sure you can read whatever needs to be read. I am fully aware that the National Guard is not entirely the same as the Army, but the similarities between them during wartime (every 5 years in the U.S) are pretty close. My point is, would you go to Iraq for a movie ticket? |
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April 23, 2013, 05:58:21 PM |
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Heres the Imgur Link, http://imgur.com/KM9W5Uk,UcAs05v,Ur9dkxo#0its probably just easier that way, so you can zoom in and out to make sure you can read whatever needs to be read. I am fully aware that the National Guard is not entirely the same as the Army, but the similarities between them during wartime (every 5 years in the U.S) are pretty close. My point is, would you go to Iraq for a movie ticket? Fail, I can't find the part that gives info on the free ticket (aside from the envelope). Take a better picture of the letter where it states that and you'll have yourself an insanely popular reddit/imgur post on your hands. "Proof the government thinks we're all fucking stupid (and that they're right)" |
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April 23, 2013, 06:08:07 PM |
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Fail, I can't find the part that gives info on the free ticket (aside from the envelope).
Take a better picture of the letter where it states that and you'll have yourself an insanely popular reddit/imgur post on your hands.
"Proof the government thinks we're all fucking stupid (and that they're right)"
The instructions have sort of small lettering, but I'll post it anyway, http://imgur.com/ys5tAnR,YRbbzxZ#0 |
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April 23, 2013, 06:13:59 PM |
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Sounds like a hell of a deal...
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April 23, 2013, 06:50:05 PM |
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OP: Do the internet a favor and uploading it to IMGUR's "user submitted" section for upvotes, as well as reddit. This is a slap in the face to anyone already serving in uniform.
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April 23, 2013, 07:15:55 PM |
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"Proof the government thinks we're all fucking stupid (and that they're right)"
https://i.imgur.com/rZTsDJl.gifWell I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I can see Iron Man 3 and I won't forget the men who died to give that right to me And I'd gladly stand up, next to Stark, and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound 'Bama bless the U-S-A! (With complimentary movie tickets for everyone that signs up for the national guard) |
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