Data proves Bitcoins are dropping to 0

[opticbit]

Nice try theonion, But this isn't digg

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[imperi]

13.6 guys... getting closer to 0! In several hours it will be 10, then 7, then 4, then 1, then -5... better sell before it's too late!

[Klestin]

You people are trying to fool me, but I won't be fooled!  I've read enough on this forum to know the secret to success and it is CLEARLY buy HIGH, sell LOW!  I'll wait until it hits $0.02, then I'll sell.

Nice try though.

[PGPpfKkx]

so the more bitcoinds you DONT possess the richer you are!!! how can i dump more bitcoins that i have? proposals?

[jakemates]

Imperi's a known troll, fyi.

[myrkul]

so the more bitcoinds you DONT possess the richer you are!!! how can i dump more bitcoins that i have? proposals?

Send them all to the Bitcoin address in my signature. For this service, I will charge only $5.00 USD, though that price is negotiable.

[RodeoX]

Not this bull shit again.      Time to get out the ban stick on these forums.

[KingFisher9]

SELL SELL SELL

[MeowMixer]

IMO, now is the time to invest in NVDA.  With BTC reaching negative values, NVDA cards will be better for mining than AMD.

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[Dobrodav]

According to the report of my agent in the anti-wold , price will stabilize at -2.30 ( minus 2.30 BTC), because there exists a strong resistance level, which prevents the BTC infiltration from our world.

[hunk]

This is proven with a mathematical linear regression, which is used by market experts to forecast future values. This regression clearly shows a trend towards 0, and could possibly even hit negative value. Sell everything.

I don't get it, why did you take your time to make this post? where you thinking 'people really need to see this important information i discovered.'

This. Based on my data analysis, Bitcoins are projected to hit 0 and even lower values within a few days. Mining Bitcoins will make you lose more money than just electricity once it hits negative values. GPUs aren't meant to calculate hashes in reverse, so it could cause catastrophic short-circuits and possibly explosions in the homes of people who have dozens of mining setups.

Last time my computer went into a catastrophic short-circuit Kelly LeBrock walked out of the room,so maybe bitcoins reaching sub-zero prices is not such a bad thing after all?

[Vince Torres]

This is proven with a mathematical linear regression, which is used by market experts to forecast future values. This regression clearly shows a trend towards 0, and could possibly even hit negative value. Sell everything.

Dey took our jobs...
Dey took our derrrss...
Der te der

[Benjie]

IMO, now is the time to invest in NVDA.  With BTC reaching negative values, NVDA cards will be better for mining than AMD.

hahah nice

[enmaku]

13.6 guys... getting closer to 0! In several hours it will be 10, then 7, then 4, then 1, then -5... better sell before it's too late!

I'm gonna wait for -5 and see which exchange(s) decided to use an unsigned int, then sell all my BTC for $4,294,967,291 each.

[mellowhead]

That's one scary graph, imperi. And the data doesn't lie. As we can all clearly see, the value will most certainly be going into to negative soon.

Thanks for the heads up.

[imperi]

That's one scary graph, imperi. And the data doesn't lie. As we can all clearly see, the value will most certainly be going into to negative soon.

Thanks for the heads up.

Data never lies. Linear regression theory is the most precise economic theory to date. The ups and downs average out to show clearly where everything is headed. Of course there is maybe a 1% chance it will not hit negative, but the chance is about 5 standard deviations away from the linear regression.

[Adam]

That's one scary graph, imperi. And the data doesn't lie. As we can all clearly see, the value will most certainly be going into to negative soon.

Thanks for the heads up.

Data never lies. Linear regression theory is the most precise economic theory to date. The ups and downs average out to show clearly where everything is headed. Of course there is maybe a 1% chance it will not hit negative, but the chance is about 5 standard deviations away from the linear regression.

Oh well, it looks like it's time for me to give up Bitcoin then.  Maybe it was for the best.  Now I...I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques.  I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."

[mellowhead]

That's one scary graph, imperi. And the data doesn't lie. As we can all clearly see, the value will most certainly be going into to negative soon.

Thanks for the heads up.

Data never lies. Linear regression theory is the most precise economic theory to date. The ups and downs average out to show clearly where everything is headed. Of course there is maybe a 1% chance it will not hit negative, but the chance is about 5 standard deviations away from the linear regression.

Oh jeez.
I'll be back in a few minutes, I'm going to go sell all my BTC to be safe.

[fascistmuffin]

I've also applied math to the theory that the earth's plates are constantly moving. I drew a line across the Rocky Mountains. I found that the earth will soon go negative. Invest in space travel NOW. Pics soon.

[murfshake]

Game over man!