Turns out he did not stay as secret as I wanted him to. Satoshi Nakamoto isn’t some silly guy who wants attention. He just wants to be left alone; in secret. How many bloody accounts do you think a guy has around these forums? Quite a lot.
You can use stylometry to check, but it won’t work. The Bitcoin white paper was written by me, machine edited and edited by me again, and then re-written by a program, which I touched up all errors. Hence its perfection. You’ll never trace me. I sold my identity for a reason. You all think it has to be a group, that the code is too perfect for one man to have written. That is pure idiocy. It’s concise and even and the years I spent making sure of that hold true today.
I told it to an Aussie for a reason.
You’ll never know who Satoshi is, just like it was meant to be when I left. Have any of you been in my presence? You can guess. You can think. You can hope. But you haven’t.
You are all Satoshi, and that is the most you will ever know. I won’t sign this. I won’t be back. This is the last message from the REAL Satoshi Nakamoto you will get. Ever.
As written by a 15 year old...
Dear Satoshi,
I didn't know you were 7 years old when you completed bitcoin.
Thanks for the information and thanks even more for Bitcoin.
Take it easy,
The Dude from Los Angeles.