Please delete/close my account

[flutterman]

Thank you.

[minifrij]

That doesn't happen around here. Just remove all information from the account, change the password to something you won't remember and abandon it.

[botany]

Thank you.

This is your only post? You really needn't have bothered. 
As minifrij said, accounts are not deleted. You just have to forget about it and move on.

[Vod]

Thank you.

This is your only post? You really needn't have bothered. 
As minifrij said, accounts are not deleted. You just have to forget about it and move on.

He actually made 16 posts (and had 16 activity) but it looks like he deleted them all.