Hahahahaha part of a divorce settlement!? A forum account? We're not that stupid. So it's not your account and rather than making up how you didn't hack it you start off with a very obvious story that you made up. No court is going through forum accounts, judging their value then telling you to go and sell them hahaha. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Post that portion of your divorce settlement or this is a hacked account and it's all complete and total bullshit.
Did you actually buy into that? It was sarcasm, I think. It's also a possibility that her husband was killed by that MOAB bomb and she needs money for her Opium addiction. LOLZ