(humor) what the folks at Blockstream are REALLY thinking

[jonald_fyookball]

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[franky1]

lol sampson mow now employed by blockstream.. 'chief strategy officer' AKA reddit script writer for the shills

here it goes
the blockstream defenders doubling efforts "if mow can do it we can all get jobs with blockstream"

[Alex.BTC]

lol sampson mow now employed by blockstream.. 'chief strategy officer' AKA reddit script writer for the shills

here it goes
the blockstream defenders doubling efforts "if mow can do it we can all get jobs with blockstream"

When I read Blockstream's Samson announcement tweet, I literally LOL'd at the term 'Chief Strategy Officer', it was interpreted it as:
Blockstream: 'We need more trolls and we need them now'

Next they're going to hire Lauda as Chief Communication Officer, running Blockstream's Ministry Of Truth.

[franky1]

lol sampson mow now employed by blockstream.. 'chief strategy officer' AKA reddit script writer for the shills

here it goes
the blockstream defenders doubling efforts "if mow can do it we can all get jobs with blockstream"

When I read Blockstream's Samson announcement tweet, I literally LOL'd at the term 'Chief Strategy Officer'.
I interpreted it as:
Blockstream: 'We need more trolls and we need them now'

Next they're going to hire Lauda as Chief Communication Officer, running Blockstream's Ministry Of Truth.

lauda has been hoping for that day for a coupl years.
he even (without knowing any C++) edited a DOCUMENT to get his name as a bitcoin contributor to try getting a bit more recognition.. yet has never done anything to help the network or CODE

as for sampson.
giving up a job with BTCC that is literally making money.. to take a job in blockstream thats already $70m in debt.. hmm. either the contract had a good pay increase or he knows its just a temporary gig

[Alex.BTC]

lol sampson mow now employed by blockstream.. 'chief strategy officer' AKA reddit script writer for the shills

here it goes
the blockstream defenders doubling efforts "if mow can do it we can all get jobs with blockstream"

When I read Blockstream's Samson announcement tweet, I literally LOL'd at the term 'Chief Strategy Officer'.
I interpreted it as:
Blockstream: 'We need more trolls and we need them now'

Next they're going to hire Lauda as Chief Communication Officer, running Blockstream's Ministry Of Truth.

lauda has been hoping for that day for a coupl years.
he even (without knowing any C++) edited a DOCUMENT to get his name as a bitcoin contributor to try getting a bit more recognition.. yet has never done anything to help the network or CODE

as for sampson.
giving up a job with BTCC that is literally making money.. to take a job in blockstream thats already $70m in debt.. hmm. either the contract had a good pay increase or he knows its just a temporary gig

When other open source communities learn about the history of Bitcoin, they're going to be gobsmacked by all the dirty stunts Blockstream and gang have been pulling.

You can't make this stuff up, these guys are so blatantly lying their asses off, going against users and common sense every step of the way, and their strategies don't even work, they kept pulling new stunts that kept backfiring, it is comical if not tragic.

This is so much worse than SCO vs Linux, this goes way beyond tech, and will be one for the history books.

[Alex.BTC]

Here is a good one from r/btc:

BitcoinIsTehFuture:
lol, "Consensus DDoSing": the latest and greatest innovation from Blockstream Core!

[franky1]

give it a year or so and blockstream will jump over to either litecoin or hyperledger (im thinking it will be hyperledger for reasons in my next post).
then will all their ass kissers be.

some blockstreamists need to step back and begin thinking about the 120 years+ of the bitcoin network. not the temporary bearded devs of blockstream

[Lorilikes]

My favorite is the neckbeard.  Hilarious!  Those guys are actually all very admirable and I wish I could shake their hands, though.

😍 I still love you Satoshi!  I am a full supporter of his original philosophy. Even he admitted that the blockchain could be improved by increasing block size.  


*palm forehead

[Alex.BTC]

My favorite is the neckbeard.  Hilarious!

It is the all-new 'pubic hair factory explosion' look.

[franky1]

I wish I could shake their hands, though.

you can for a price, or if your part of the right group of insiders

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[FiendCoin]

Everyone knows jonald_fyookball and franky1 are an anti-core, anti-blockstream shills.

Well, if you didn't know, now you know