I've seen a lot of people with no real idea of what the difficulty will be when their ASIC ships, so I figured it out myself... (also gave me a nice excuse to finally make a bitcointalk account).
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Akhvf6-Gen09dDFMbGQ1NlRaTW9OMzVjSmJ4dGpPZkE#gid=0Red block is cumulative, so if 1 of each, 10 of each, etc. ship
Yellow block is not cumulative, so if only 1 jalapeno, 10 jalapenos, etc. ship
Please feel free to suggest more information / better layout, I made this to help people!
-On suggestion from someone on /r/bitcoin I put a hard cap of 100 on the Mini Rigs.