WellnessFargo
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May 06, 2017, 09:44:27 PM |
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Knock knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock.  |
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LainL1
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May 06, 2017, 10:13:39 PM |
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Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it, and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a fridge.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There's no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 06, 2017, 11:31:07 PM |
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Knock knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock. Knock knock. Dyslexic who? Wait, how the hell did you know it was me? Dave's not here! Let's start over. I'll go first. Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Look, you monumental asshole, if you're not interested in BFL's new mining equipment, just say so. Can it be overclocked? I'll let you know in two weeks. |
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unluckyben
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May 07, 2017, 06:21:41 AM |
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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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lonelyworks
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May 08, 2017, 07:02:37 AM |
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nomad13666
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May 10, 2017, 03:54:47 AM |
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Q: What does the barber say to MiSKLaCH the Italian? A: Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil?  |
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solitare
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May 10, 2017, 05:09:04 AM |
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How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer? There is whiteout on the screen. |
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nomad13666
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May 11, 2017, 02:56:07 AM |
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Q: How can you tell you're at a BBQ @ BobLawblaw's place? A: All the hotdogs taste like shit.  |
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 11, 2017, 03:28:19 AM |
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Q. How many FBI agents does it take to investigate if the Russians influenced the past US election?
A. You want today's number or tomorrow's?
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Bubusak
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May 11, 2017, 10:47:34 AM |
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 789 (because seven ate nine).
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nomad13666
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May 11, 2017, 06:51:41 PM |
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Q: What does BobLawblaw use as a pick-up line at a gay bar? A: A fart.  |
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 11, 2017, 07:16:22 PM |
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Q. Why don't Flat-earthers play the piano?
A. Because not all its keys are flat.
Q. Why aren't Flat-earthers breast fed?
A. Seriously, you have to ask?
Q. What excites a vacationing Flat-earther the most?
A. A stranded motorist with a flat tire.
Q. What do Flat-earthers dream about?
A. Sticking globes up BobLawblaw's ass.
Q. What does BobLawblaw dream about?
A. Seriously, you ever tried sleeping with globes stuck up your ass?
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nomad13666
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May 12, 2017, 05:07:41 PM |
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Q: Why do all BobLawblaw's horses run away from the farm? A: They don't like the way he rears them.  |
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 12, 2017, 06:06:11 PM |
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Q. What does a Flat-earther call pancakes? A. Flatcakes, or once a year - MECCA. |
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nomad13666
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May 12, 2017, 09:29:01 PM |
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YuTü.Fun.ny!
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 12, 2017, 09:44:40 PM |
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YuTü.Fun.ny!
Thought you would like that, bud. BTW, I'm still firmly in Bob's camp, but am open-minded to your crazy-ass theory. Q. Why does BobLawblaw's shit look like rabbit shit? A. Because he's not a Flat-earther. |
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nomad13666
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May 12, 2017, 11:19:35 PM |
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YuTü.Fun.ny!
Thought you would like that, bud. BTW, I'm still firmly in Bob's camp, but am open-minded to your crazy-ass theory. Cool man. Keep an open mind. I'm still firmly in Bob's camp Sounds cozy. Spank that ass! |
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May 13, 2017, 02:28:09 AM
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YuTü.Fun.ny!
Thought you would like that, bud. BTW, I'm still firmly in Bob's camp, but am open-minded to your crazy-ass theory. Cool man. Keep an open mind. I'm still firmly in Bob's camp Sounds cozy. Spank that ass! Left or right cheek? Depicted was the first choice for placement of the International Date Line, but some at the time thought that was a shitty idea, so it was chucked in lieu of the following, complete with a BobLawblaw-esque My-Little-Pony penis: |
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May 13, 2017, 09:52:02 AM |
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What it would be like when a moron runs as prrsident of a country? Look who is at the white house now！
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 13, 2017, 12:43:50 PM |
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What it would be like when a moron runs as prrsident of a country? Look who is at the white house now！
It's worst than that! The morons who voted for him are still standing behind the moron, presenting moronic logic in making their case. Luckily for the country, there's a many voted-in Republicans willing to break party lines to ... SOMEBODY SLAP THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME! |
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