Looking for an ASIC solution

[film2240]

I'm looking for an ASIC solution that meets these requirements:
1.Must be available or have a short queue (not like BFL who quoted me 3 months from US to UK)
2.Must have actual existing products (not pre-order)
3.Must be able to buy it or use it today (or soon)
4.Must be reasonably priced (budgets can either be under $300 or no more than €1200 for the products in question-I'll sort out budgeting later once solutions are found)
5.Must be able to deliver promised returns (hashpower and BTC mined daily)
6.Must be plug and play,no setup/DIY kits involved.Anything that requires anything more than plug,play,install supplied software (must be GUI) and mine will fail this criteria.
7.Power consumption must be reasonable for the hash power provided for each respective type of ASIC.

I'm looking for someone who can post examples of ASICs that meet my requirements.Any help would be appreciated.Thanks

[mrb]

There are no products matching all your requirements.

Or, perhaps only 1: buying a used Jalapeno from the few customers who have received them.

[witherworth]

I'm looking for an ASIC solution that meets these requirements:
1.Must be available or have a short queue (not like BFL who quoted me 3 months from US to UK)
2.Must have actual existing products (not pre-order)
3.Must be able to buy it or use it today (or soon)
4.Must be reasonably priced (budgets can either be under $300 or no more than €1200 for the products in question-I'll sort out budgeting later once solutions are found)
5.Must be able to deliver promised returns (hashpower and BTC mined daily)
6.Must be plug and play,no setup/DIY kits involved.Anything that requires anything more than plug,play,install supplied software (must be GUI) and mine will fail this criteria.
7.Power consumption must be reasonable for the hash power provided for each respective type of ASIC.

I'm looking for someone who can post examples of ASICs that meet my requirements.Any help would be appreciated.Thanks

There are none that meet your criteria.


Also

BTC mined daily

Will change as difficulty goes up or down, which is why you should ignore and run away from anyone who is trying to quote you specs based on this value. It looks all fine and dandy when someone offers to sell you a machine making 1 BTC per day, only for you to realize that next month you'll only be making 0.5 BTC, which may not be quite as good an investment as you thought. Having a few of those Avalons or BFLs right now would net you hundreds of thousands of USD based on a year of mining. You could make your first million in just over a year... Except that difficulty changes and you're no longer makings 1 BTC a day (47k a year), you're makings 0.25 (<12k a year) for your 20k investment.

[uhoh]

I'm looking for an ASIC solution that meets these requirements:
1.Must be available or have a short queue (not like BFL who quoted me 3 months from US to UK)
2.Must have actual existing products (not pre-order)
3.Must be able to buy it or use it today (or soon)
4.Must be reasonably priced (budgets can either be under $300 or no more than €1200 for the products in question-I'll sort out budgeting later once solutions are found)
5.Must be able to deliver promised returns (hashpower and BTC mined daily)
6.Must be plug and play,no setup/DIY kits involved.Anything that requires anything more than plug,play,install supplied software (must be GUI) and mine will fail this criteria.
7.Power consumption must be reasonable for the hash power provided for each respective type of ASIC.

I'm looking for someone who can post examples of ASICs that meet my requirements.Any help would be appreciated.Thanks

Your main issue here is your budget. You won't even find a preorder for anywhere near that price, let alone a delivered ASIC. Also, no such thing as promised returns with mining

[Rallye]

Obviously trolling, he can't be serious with that kind of post count.

[Hiroaki]

What about the blade auction from ASICMINER (of course depending on the final price)?

[ninjaboon]

4.Must be reasonably priced  ?

you must be joking, 

[Quix]

Do I have a product for you, just send all your money to my Paypal account at ASICScam@thisisnotarealaddress.com.

There really is no product that meets even 2 of your requirements at once, either you're trolling or you're very lazy and didn't read this forum at all.

[mrb]

Your main issue here is your budget. You won't even find a preorder for anywhere near that price

Actually yes. A Jalapeno preorder only costs $274.
Who knows when they will ship, but preorders at this price range do exist.