How do i escape out of the Newbie section?

[Mike270]

6 to go (wanna bid for those ASIC as you did :-) )

[TrekMccloud]

I want to escape here

I can't escape til I read the MILLIONS of new articles here...
LOTS to read!

[ironnova]

1 day remain

[Mr. Kirke]

3 post to escape )

[optimystic]

JAIL BREAK.... like wentworth miller

[Sofi]

3 post to escape too)

[namzycad3]

i already 5 post but some thread i cant post still ..... guess more post required.

wanted to order ASIC >_<

[antimidas]

What are the qualifications needed?

newbie readme

[antimidas]

JAIL BREAK.... like wentworth miller

lol

[Drezi]

answer: you don't

[Zardie]

So I guess you just post random stuff in random threads to get to your 5.....like this

[Zardie]

And this....

[Zardie]

And this (sorry for hijacking the thread - but I need to break free!)

[Russ.Dill@gmail.com]

If only I had enough posts to break free, right?

[gingernuts]

This thread reminds me of a song by Queen 

[dakez]

I must say, this is certainly an interesting thread. Everyone's posting here to this useless thread to get a +1 on their post count so as to enable them to finally be able to post in the other forums to get what they want to done, including myself.

[gingernuts]

Getting the required post count seems easy - is the number of hours just about how long you are logged in? E.g.  could I login on my phone and rack up the hours without posting anything new?

[gingernuts]

Oh, and hello everyone, I'm new too

[brug14]

yes I want to escape with you!

[phyrotex]

lests get rid of this holding cell