Thread to see who has better jokes and Make friends!

[Checlets]

Thread Rules
1) Don't get Offended(unless someone is intentionally badgering you(badging is considered 3 jokes in a row each on separate reply without a break or a joke that is deemed unnessicarily harsh by 3 or more members
2) remember we are here to make friends and not enemies. The outside drama... Well ill put it this way... What you did with your mama's lama during the night to make it groan and halla is not by any means my drama. Act like your in the baha -* cough cough cough* -bahamas.
3) quality of your joke is rated on how many lols you get. Lol = 1 point lololol= 5 roflmao =10.
4)if you are badgering someone and are told to stop by them and/or others on this thread after the first offense or make more then 5 harsh jokes aimed at them then they of course will be perfectly ok by the rules too diss you and whatever else they can do to negatively impact you in type form. Dont butt fuck someone if you cant take it or even if you need lube to take it! Lube is for newbs with a tude and got moobs which are man boobs.
There isnt a reward for first place other then congratz on being funniest joke poster. I might make a caricature for the winner but that is about the best i can do... Best joke will be chosen between 5-10 pm est time usa each day.

[Checlets]

So ill start with a joke... A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink... Bartender get the drink and says just out of curiosity -while staring at the underside of the bar between the pirates knees and the bar counter- why do you have a steering wheel stuck on your wenis? Pirate doesn't respond and looks down to the bartender asks the pirate to leave... The pirate immediately freaks the fuck out and says... NO MATEY IT'S DRIVING MEH NUTS!!!!

[Instamined]

Black lives matter have a point but they need to compromise.


3/5ths sounds fair

[Checlets]

Lol

[Checlets]

Some said obama wasn't born in America and claimed that he was born in afganistan.. Isis got pissed and started a were because they felt exetremely insulted " we're not ass kissers! "

[lizardbtc]

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

[Checlets]

Lmao.

[Checlets]

What do trump and chilvery have in common? If you believe in them sooner or later your gonna get fucked .

[SimmonenY]

The young geography teacher asks the older one how to get students' attention during the lesson. The older one says:
"First, you have to shock them, then you have to catch their interest, after that you'll have their attention and just go on with you lesson"
"OK, but can you show me?" - asks the younger teacher
They come in to the classroom and the older teacher shouts to the class:
"HEY little twats! Today's topic is How to pull a condom on the globe... So, what is the globe?.."

*hope I didn't offend anyone)

[coszy]

The young geography teacher asks the older one how to get students' attention during the lesson. The older one says:
"First, you have to shock them, then you have to catch their interest, after that you'll have their attention and just go on with you lesson"
"OK, but can you show me?" - asks the younger teacher
They come in to the classroom and the older teacher shouts to the class:
"HEY little twats! Today's topic is How to pull a condom on the globe... So, what is the globe?.."

*hope I didn't offend anyone)

Well done, the main thing is to properly interest a person so that later you can evaporate to him all your ideas and thoughts.

[solitare]

How do you know when you get an email from a blonde?

It has a stamp on it.

[leademepls]

Why men don't have cellulite?

Cause it's ugly.

(excuse me ladies  )