This is a ridiculous request if you don't specify a strike price at the very least.
I will gladly sell you as many 2 BTC / share strike 8 week options as you can afford at 0.01 / share.
It's not a ridiculous request. I will entertain all offers.
I have considered your offer, and find it wanting. If you are serious about launching a negotiation, I would rather not do it in public, so please PM me your offer, and I will reply with a counter-offer.
Also, something I should have mentioned in the OP, I will require proof of ownership should a deal be reached.