recently made a massive profit from my btc holdings.
now looking to convert all that energy into something really beneficial. Anyone know where i can get some reliable poon tang for my money?
Is it considered prostitution if you pay with bitcoin?
Surely it is... Doesn't matter if you pay in fiat, Bitcoin or in any other way (objects, favours...), any reward for sex is prostitution...
For OP's question, I think there are online services offering what you want, accepting Bitcoins as payment method. Or you can try a good bargain with a prostitute at your city, who knows if you can introduce someone to Crypto-Currency world this way.