[WTS] BFL 5/GHz "Jalapeno" order no. 116XX

[puffpuffpass]

His jalapeno will NEVER be profitable.

A reasonable estimate as to when it will ship is September.

A reasonable estimate of the difficulty that time is 50 million.

A reasonable amount to pay for this is about 1-2 bitcoins. Not 75.

You lost all credibility at that last part. 1-2 Bitcoins? Hahaha. 10 BTC was a good offer but I'm probably better off keeping it.

Like I said, I'll update this thread when I get it. Go make another bag of popcorn and find another thread to troll in the meantime, losers.

[MooC Tals]

His jalapeno will NEVER be profitable.

A reasonable estimate as to when it will ship is September.

A reasonable estimate of the difficulty that time is 50 million.

A reasonable amount to pay for this is about 1-2 bitcoins. Not 75.

You lost all credibility at that last part. 1-2 Bitcoins? Hahaha. 10 BTC was a good offer but I'm probably better off keeping it.

Like I said, I'll update this thread when I get it. Go make another bag of popcorn and find another thread to troll in the meantime, losers.

lol You didn't get one yet I'm seeing them popup all over the pools. One was actually called asicminerYo

Tell Josh to hurry your roi is suffering. I hate popcorn

[seleme]

On other hand, OP's anger issues could be understood. He bought BFL product after all, hard to stay sane after doing that   

[dairy100]

On other hand, OP's anger issues could be understood. He bought BFL product after all, hard to stay sane after doing that   

There's a rumor going around that maybe he can't get it up

[medicine]

Ha ha ha, this is the thread of the day for me.  There should be a sub forum here "best of Bitcoin talk"  like the "best of craigslist" postings.

The op surely has gone mad.

[Xian01]

Go make another bag of popcorn and find another thread to troll in the meantime, losers.

 Random anecdote: I've been on a diet for the last couple weeks, trying to lose around 5lbs of spare tire I have growing around my mid-section, but ever since by best friend was recently diagnosed with a recurrence of cancer this past Tuesday, just got out of surgery the other day for removing three clusters from his lungs, and holding his catheter bag while he was walking laps around the cardiothoracic wing of Baylor in Dallas, yesterday, I think some comfort food is in order.
 
 I have been aching for some popcorn for over two weeks now. Didn't even have popcorn while taking in "Iron Man 3" at the cinema recently.

 Genuinely, honestly and truly, you have just convinced me to make a bowl of Orville Redenbacher's popcorn out of my hot air popper, with some real Land O'Lakes butter and kosher salt.

[Gwapo]

I agree he probably is just angry he hasn't received it yet.
his mother obviously taught him no manners as well.
im sure he is going/has gone far in life

[puffpuffpass]

Ok here's the deal, I'll accept 11 BTC for it. No, I cannot do escrow but I can give you my personal info. I will only sell to US buyers. No, I'm not exactly sure what batch I'll be in, I'm not sure when it will arrive. It is my gut feeling that BFL will eventually get it right and all the miners will finally be sent out. Being that my order was in October, I'm at a decent place in the line.

[itsgoldbaby]

Ok here's the deal, I'll accept 11 BTC for it. No, I cannot do escrow but I can give you my personal info. I will only sell to US buyers. No, I'm not exactly sure what batch I'll be in, I'm not sure when it will arrive. It is my gut feeling that BFL will eventually get it right and all the miners will finally be sent out. Being that my order was in October, I'm at a decent place in the line.

No escrow, I am sure everyone is going to be throwing themselves at this offer. 

[puffpuffpass]

Ok here's the deal, I'll accept 11 BTC for it. No, I cannot do escrow but I can give you my personal info. I will only sell to US buyers. No, I'm not exactly sure what batch I'll be in, I'm not sure when it will arrive. It is my gut feeling that BFL will eventually get it right and all the miners will finally be sent out. Being that my order was in October, I'm at a decent place in the line.

No escrow, I am sure everyone is going to be throwing themselves at this offer.  

did BFL use escrow? no

the offer is on the table. take it or leave it. it's not that I don't trust you, I simply want the BTC now rather than the order. again, I'm selling an order and I want the BTC up front. I live in the united states and will supply my personal info. If that's not enough then too bad.

[Henchman24]

Ok here's the deal, I'll accept 11 BTC for it. No, I cannot do escrow but I can give you my personal info. I will only sell to US buyers. No, I'm not exactly sure what batch I'll be in, I'm not sure when it will arrive. It is my gut feeling that BFL will eventually get it right and all the miners will finally be sent out. Being that my order was in October, I'm at a decent place in the line.

No escrow, I am sure everyone is going to be throwing themselves at this offer.  

did BFL use escrow? no

the offer is on the table. take it or leave it. it's not that I don't trust you, I simply want the BTC now rather than the order. again, I'm selling an order and I want the BTC up front. I live in the united states and will supply my personal info. If that's not enough then too bad.

yup, too bad.

Insistence on not using escrow = scam

It IS that I don't trust you.

[itsgoldbaby]

Ok here's the deal, I'll accept 11 BTC for it. No, I cannot do escrow but I can give you my personal info. I will only sell to US buyers. No, I'm not exactly sure what batch I'll be in, I'm not sure when it will arrive. It is my gut feeling that BFL will eventually get it right and all the miners will finally be sent out. Being that my order was in October, I'm at a decent place in the line.

No escrow, I am sure everyone is going to be throwing themselves at this offer.  

did BFL use escrow? no

the offer is on the table. take it or leave it. it's not that I don't trust you, I simply want the BTC now rather than the order. again, I'm selling an order and I want the BTC up front. I live in the united states and will supply my personal info. If that's not enough then too bad.

Your signature reminds me of the scammer btcguy, he always replied with fuck you. Good luck.  

[puffpuffpass]

Ok here's the deal, I'll accept 11 BTC for it. No, I cannot do escrow but I can give you my personal info. I will only sell to US buyers. No, I'm not exactly sure what batch I'll be in, I'm not sure when it will arrive. It is my gut feeling that BFL will eventually get it right and all the miners will finally be sent out. Being that my order was in October, I'm at a decent place in the line.

No escrow, I am sure everyone is going to be throwing themselves at this offer.  

did BFL use escrow? no

the offer is on the table. take it or leave it. it's not that I don't trust you, I simply want the BTC now rather than the order. again, I'm selling an order and I want the BTC up front. I live in the united states and will supply my personal info. If that's not enough then too bad.

Your signature reminds me of the scammer btcguy, he always replied with fuck you. Good luck.  

I don't need luck.

[piit79]

did BFL use escrow? no

Sorry, but BFL is a company with a track record of actually delivering many FPGA miners. You are a rude Jr. Member.

[buddrulez]

So many jokers on this forum thanks for the laughs! 75 btc....

[puffpuffpass]

did BFL use escrow? no

Sorry, but BFL is a company with a track record of actually delivering many FPGA miners. You are a rude Jr. Member.

point not taken.

So many jokers on this forum thanks for the laughs! 75 btc....

Actually it was a joke. Obviously I'll take a reasonable offer. 11 BTC is reasonable to me

[Gomeler]

Hot damn scam. Supreme trolling by both the OP and the crowd.

[afroman1131]

lol ya 75 btc is overkill, especially that the op dosent even have the product yet

[Miner99er]

3.14159 BTC...

Only cause I wanted to be a part of this pi.

lulz

[computerparts]

From 75 and now down to 11 btc. Someone is getting desperate considering they "don't give a fuck."