B.S: Someone just have to post it here...
Kill all humans
Oh, no extra-cheap bitcoins for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go create my own bitcoin fork, with an exchange and pool-miners.
In fact, forget the actual source code and all the miners. Ah, screw the whole thing.
Kill all humans
Update 2017: Like, seriously, I'll create a coin and will distribute 50% among those who posted something really laughable on bitcointalk before April 1 2017 (please help me to find all the comedy happened here).
Every jerk can create a copycat crypto these days!
20% for those naive morons who are desperate enough to send me donations for whiskey and hookers just before June 1 2017!
Donation jar is here : (be sure you are able to prove that the wallet you are sending from is fully yours and you are able to sign a message using it)
Actually, don't do that - I'll donate a small amount myself and will have 30% of supply
10% goes for myself because I'm a genius.
Another 20% to distribute among other forum play-actors trying to be funny after June 1.
Bendercoin proud holders (I just list them
):
bitrain - 666 BAD (exchange rate: 1 BAD per 1 YAC)
Total: 666
BAD stands for Bender Accumulate DumbassesdollarsI have nice plan to screw you up!
Post links to hilarious posts in this thread, please