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男友长得丑是什么样的体验?
June 24, 2017, 02:36:38 AM
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原标题:男友长得丑是什么样的体验?
晚上好,小笨蛋们
中午吃饭的时候,
几个大龄单身女同事在讨论,
男朋友长得太帅是一种什么样的体验,
巴拉巴拉地说了一大堆,搞得真的和有一样。
旁边的小堂妹一直沉默,
过了好几分钟后突然站起来说:
“男朋友长得帅算什么,男朋友长得丑才算厉害”。
外貌有什么重要的,能刷卡就好,
而且每次见朋友的时候,
大家都会夸你男朋友一看就 很!靠!谱!
连出轨二字他都不认识。
好好好,
你是美少女,你说什么都对。
今天小堂弟就和大家聊聊:
男朋友长得丑是什么样的体验?
(以下内容选自读者留言)
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跟他说话的时候
眼睛永远不看他的脸,一旦面对他的脸
恨不得立马想分手,亲都下不去嘴
@陈大发
一起出去的时候
总有人说好白菜都让猪给拱了
@ SevenQi
滚床单的时候
很认真的四目相对调情
仔细看男朋友脱了眼镜的样子
觉得好丑,突然就没了性趣
@Perry
艾滋病可能和他没什么关系
就很放心
@天雷破破
别人都会觉得他很有钱
@程靚靚小太阳
去公司应聘当前台,结果当了保安
@范特西
大概就是觉得
他能追到我是上辈子修来的福分
@俞佳琪
两个长的丑的人,还怕对方不安分
@莉莉
他长成这样,能找到女朋友
大概是上辈子拯救了地球吧
@圈圈
我男朋友太帅
但我想看看别人有什么体验
拥抱的时候下不了手,接吻的时候下不了嘴
@柠檬不太萌酸
男朋友长得丑
处之前认为爱的都是灵魂,脸不重要
真正处了脸都亲不下去,犯了小错就想分手
@大力
有男朋友就不错了,哪里还敢觉得丑
@未名
丑就闭灯呗
@风清木兰
男朋友长的丑,呵呵呵
我男友不仅丑,还矮,声音也不好听
@匿名
这就是为什么
我每次接吻他都要问我为什么皱眉
@我不想去谢
别人都觉得
他可能器大活好,还巨有钱
@Say Hi
总是担心要是生了个女儿
得预留50W给闺女整容
@ar qin
异地恋,有时候很想他
但是看到照片还是想想就算了
还有一起合影的时候,帮他P相片多过我自己
@L
男生长得丑
就算打高尔夫球也像是铲屎
@Asshole
那不叫体验,那叫考验
@123456
看见他就气不打一处来
做梦梦见我们俩一起碰见熟人都会把我吓死
@羊
我答应做他女朋友时
他的朋友们都跟他说
那小姑娘肯定是玩你的
@虾
爱情里,长得好看重要吗?
估计是重要的,就拿《初恋这件小事》来说,
小水在变漂亮之后,
才得到了和阿亮学长在一起的机会。
我们很清楚,
我们没有办法做到完全不看脸,
可是,这是唯一吗?
你长得不好看,刚好我也不是很漂亮;
你唱歌从来不在调上,刚好我也五音不全;
你的体重一直飙升,刚好我的减肥也从未成功过。
可是啊,
我爱喝百事可乐,刚高你也爱喝;
我最喜欢的那双白球鞋,刚好你也有一双;
你讨厌榴莲的气味,刚好我也觉得不是很喜欢。
我不在乎任何人的想法,我就是喜欢你,
我不是很在乎你的外表,因为我也不是很优秀啊。
给小堂弟点赞会变漂亮哦。
今天就先到这里啦,
那么,晚安。
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