How i troll my neighbours

[superkawaii]

my neighbour has been really mean and unfriendly and even uncivil so to teach him a lesson i decided to troll him for 2 weeks

currently im on day two and he still hasn't called the police on me lol

i work nights from 8pm to 8am so what i do is i open my balcony door at 7pm and play this full blast on my laptop and leave it on while im at work , i only wish there was a 14 hour version

http://youtu.be/NI_fgwbmJg0

i wonder how long it will take before he starts going insane

maybe that will teach heim about being nice to people

i think i might start playing this next week as it is less annoying but still ten hours long

http://youtu.be/iqT0iFZifgw

[greyhawk]

maybe that will teach heim about being nice to people

Remember that thought when he punches your face in.

[Lethn]

The fuck?! LOL!

[superkawaii]

maybe that will teach heim about being nice to people

Remember that thought when he punches your face in.

really ? you think someone would just be stupid and resort to violence like that? that would just work towards my favour as would be inclined to call the police


lol all im looking for is an apology 

[greyhawk]

maybe that will teach heim about being nice to people

Remember that thought when he punches your face in.

really ? you think someone would just be stupid and resort to violence like that? that would just work towards my favour as would be inclined to call the police


lol all im looking for is an apology  

By passively agressively antagonizing him? Yeah, that'll work.





Tell me Mr. Kawaii, what good is a call to the police if you can no longer dial?

[Matthew N. Wright]

Wanna know how to troll properly?

[greyhawk]

Now this is how you (t)roll.

[superkawaii]

@greyhawk

^loool that mad me lol man

i doubt he we give me a mafia beating for something this small

i just want to put him in the same position that i was in , all i expect from him is to ask me politely like a civilized human being

[superkawaii]

Wanna know how to troll properly?

haha nice try dude

[repentance]

So how exactly has he been "mean and unfriendly"?  Your neighbours aren't exactly under an obligation to be nice to you.

[superkawaii]

So how exactly has he been "mean and unfriendly"?  Your neighbours aren't exactly under an obligation to be nice to you.

these people dont even work and they blare their music on during the day , i tried to reason with them and explain that i work night and sleep a bit during the day to no avail

theyre just rude people with no respect for their neighbours so i am fighting fire with fire

lets see how long this will last , luckily i live in canada where not many people own or are able to obtain handguns easily

[escrow.ms]

that's ear rape LOL

[greyhawk]

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. 

[superkawaii]

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. 

lol now you got me worried bro every post you made was about someone getting their face bashed in or their fingers broken :S

[greyhawk]

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. 

lol now you got me worried bro every post you made was about someone getting their face bashed in or their fingers broken :S

I'm sorry. I didn't want to disturb you. It's just that these things happen. Now I'm not saying that your neighbour will hockeystick your face in or run you over with his car, because mostly people value their hockeysticks and cars, I'm just saying that it could happen.

Especially with someone who is staying home all day everyday listening to your 10 hour japanese animes singsongs, again and again without an end, all day, driving him up into a frenzy and he can't wait to see that guy that was all up in his face yesterday about some noise for a few minutes and when he'll get him he's gonna teach him good and now there he is on the corner and "ELIZABETH. GET OUT HERE AND BRING ME MY HURTY STICK. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA GET HIS FACE BAS ......(oh, wait, Canadian) - I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND HAVE A POLITE TALK WITH OUR YOUNG NEIGHBOR OVER A BEER AND SOME POUTINE."

[superkawaii]

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. 

lol now you got me worried bro every post you made was about someone getting their face bashed in or their fingers broken :S

I'm sorry. I didn't want to disturb you. It's just that these things happen. Now I'm not saying that your neighbour will hockeystick your face in or run you over with his car, because mostly people value their hockeysticks and cars, I'm just saying that it could happen.

Especially with someone who is staying home all day everyday listening to your 10 hour japanese animes singsongs, again and again without an end, all day, driving him up into a frenzy and he can't wait to see that guy that was all up in his face yesterday about some noise for a few minutes and when he'll get him he's gonna teach him good and now there he is on the corner and "ELIZABETH. GET OUT HERE AND BRING ME MY HURTY STICK. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA GET HIS FACE BAS ......(oh, wait, Canadian) - I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND HAVE A POLITE TALK WITH OUR YOUNG NEIGHBOR OVER A BEER AND SOME POUTINE."

haha yeah man right on if he offered me poutine to make amends i will definitely turn off the 10 hour anime theme songs

[FirstAscent]

Instead of face bashing, maybe he'll key your car, let the air out of the tires, or something like that.

Anyway, I think you'd be more effective at annoying him if you played a soundtrack in a language he can understand. That will force his attention away from what he's doing.

[Anon136]

So how exactly has he been "mean and unfriendly"?  Your neighbours aren't exactly under an obligation to be nice to you.

these people dont even work and they blare their music on during the day , i tried to reason with them and explain that i work night and sleep a bit during the day to no avail

theyre just rude people with no respect for their neighbours so i am fighting fire with fire

lets see how long this will last , luckily i live in canada where not many people own or are able to obtain handguns easily

did you stop to consider the possibility that if people in canada were able to obtain handguns maybe these guys would have been a little more polite to start with?

[AzureEngineer]

If my neighbors did this while I knew they weren't home, I would just take the laptop. Especially if I'm young and unemployed.

[PrintMule]

I would've shot that laptop with an airsoft to make my point. Also hard to prove.