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澎湃联播|不是所有的交通工具上去了就要投币、祈福
June 28, 2017, 03:14:04 PM
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“月光宝盒是宝物,乱扔它会污染环境,砸到小朋友怎么办?就算砸不到小朋友砸到花花草草也不好嘛!”
曾经,《大话西游》里话痨唐僧的这段台词逗乐了无数人,但因为说话方式太过于低幼化,听上去毫无说服力。
直到今天我们才发现,原来高僧说的话还是很有嚼头的。
据南方航空微博消息,今日中午一名老年旅客在登机时往飞机发动机内抛撒硬币,导致飞机晚点。为确保飞行安全,维修部门对飞机发动机进行了全面检查,导致旅客全部滞留。
据报道,涉事旅客无违法犯罪和精神疾病史,抛掷硬币是为祈求飞行平安。她的邻居反映,当事人平日信佛。
不知道佛祖知道了会不会哭笑不得。
“一毛钱也是人民币,乱扔它会污染环境,砸到鳄鱼之类的小动物怎么办?就算砸不到小动物砸到飞机发动机里也不好。祈福在家里做就好了,千万不要到飞机上到处撒币啊。”
事后经机务人员勘查,飞机发动机附近共发现9枚硬币。其中2枚5角硬币,6枚1角硬币,发动机内部1枚1角硬币。
小时候,澎澎也是一个纨绔子弟,经常揣着一把硬币上街“开飞机”去。只要硬币一塞进“发动机”,“飞机”就立马启动,前后颠簸,上下抖动,同时还会传来音乐:
“爸爸的爸爸叫什么,爸爸的爸爸叫爷爷……”就这样,穿着开裆裤的澎澎在“飞机”上认识了全家人。
曾经我们认为,有乘客因为好奇而去拉开逃生滑梯,已经是“屁眼儿拔罐子——作死”的最高境界。但想不到,还有人能突破人类常识的极限,把发动机当成了许愿池。
我们不禁要唱一首《停机坪广场》:“我就站在飞机场黄昏的停机坪,在螺旋桨投下了硬币。那老太背对着佛光,那画面太恐怖我不敢想。”
当然80岁的老太可能不知轻重,同行的子女要多加看管。
英勇投币手
近年来,透过社交网络我们会发现,国人特别爱往景区扔钱。庙堂里、池塘中、佛像旁,只要出现了鼎、桶、盆、碗之类的容器,里面势必少不了银子。
但人家池子里养了乌龟,笼子里关了鳄鱼,也有人朝着扔钱。更匪夷所思的,恐龙化石也有人朝着扔钱。这是图什么呢?
可能是祈福自己不要缺钙吧。
关于投币许愿,唐代《朝野佥载》中曾记载并州有一个妬女泉,泉水澄澈千丈,“祭者投钱及羊骨,皎然皆见”。
而在意大利罗马,城中有个特雷维喷泉,也叫幸福喷泉。据说,背对喷泉抛三枚硬币,投进一枚代表找到恋人,投进两枚代表彼此真心相爱,投进三枚代表蜜运成功。
可以说,祭祀文化配上迷信色彩的点缀,再来点宁可信其有不可信其无的心理暗示,让扔钱成为一种“潮流”——咦,这里有人扔钱,我也来扔,反正几块几毛不值钱。
我们也见过有人直接扔银行卡的。不知道上面有没有写取款密码,也不知道神仙小鬼们会不会用ATM机,真为他们捏把汗。
此次抛撒硬币事件发生在客梯上,被同行的乘客发现并报警。希望此次事件能够引起航空部门重视,加强防范措施,不要让人轻易接近关键区域和重要设备。
同时航空公司也提醒广大旅客,乘坐飞机时应遵守民航相关法律、法规,禁止做出危害航空安全行为。监护人也要管好自己的孩子和老人。
如果还有人要执意搞事,那就只能跟他明码标价了。
(叮咚)
乘客朋友你们好,本公司现已推出“手贱套餐”,请根据您的房产、存款情况进行挑选。
滑滑梯基础型:737主滑梯8万;320主滑梯9万2;
优质型:330主滑梯19万,应急出口15万;
祈福套餐旗舰版:往发动机投掷杂物、硬币、砖头、手机等造成设备故障的,收费高达7位数。
以上套餐或服务均赠送12天或以上高级安保住宿,包吃包住。这样的“服务”,你敢动吗?
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