A Humorous Topic: "You Might Be A Bitcointalk.org user if..."

[Lorilikes]

 

Just for laughs, please help complete this sentence:  
You might be a bitcointalk.org user if...
  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
*you still look up to Legendary Heroes, and you are not a kid.

  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
*you shiver and the thought of getting a red trust rating.

  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
 *ANN* is not a common, female name, but instead
  ANN* is an abbreviation-related to the threads you
  have grown to rely on as a news source.

  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
*you are familiar with, or participate in Signagure Campaigns,
Bountys, games & Rounds, Campaign Managers.

  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
*you experience an odd combo of  respect and fear
when you hear the names "Lauda, Lutpin, Theymos, Cyrus,
 or any other Veteran of the site with high trust rating.  

  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
*you know these terms:
*Provably Fair
*Signature Spam
*Default Trust
*Stake Your Address
*Sign A Message From Staked Address
*Constructive Chat or Post
*Alts  
*Newbies
*Account Farmers
          
  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
*you feel that only a cleanly, properly quoted reply
can prove it happened.

  You might be a bitcointalk.org user if
*You secretly always wish Satoshi Nakamoto is reading your posts, or you secretly hope he will someday reveal himself, in the forum.
  
  You treasure your rank because
*it's a genuine challenge to get up the ladder.  

[mk4]

You might be a bitcointalk user if..

You know the meaning of HODL and you knoa how and where it started.

[CHRISBIN702]

You know your a Bitcointalk use when....

You send weekly PMs to Satoshi Nakamoto in various tones hoping you will be the one he finally responds to.

[Lorilikes]

You might be a bitcointalk user if..

You know the meaning of HODL and you knoa how and where it started.

I had to do some background research, I love the drunken rant "origin". 

You know your a Bitcointalk use when....

You send weekly PMs to Satoshi Nakamoto in various tones hoping you will be the one he finally responds to.

I have sent a couple messages to Satoshi but I was not going to admit it until now!  Thanks for starting me on the path to confessions! 

 

[d5000]

You Might Be A Bitcointalk.org user if...

You write answers in mega-threads where nobody will ever read your post.

Your "enemies" in discussions are all "shills".

Flat-earth fans, Neo-Primitivists, nazis, communists and other strange people are just around the corner.

You must be a Big Blocker or a Small Blocker.

[Lorilikes]

Just for laughs, please help complete this sentence:  
You might be a bitcointalk.org user if...

✨🦋❤️🦋✨
* If this makes you laugh:
✨❤️🦋❤️✨
*Singing*
"Youre so vain! You probably think this topic's about you, don't you?"

  

[CHRISBIN702]

You might be a Bitcointalk.org user/sig-spammer if......



You pick one or two key words out of the OP and proceed to writing random babble and filler words while repeating those two key words three or four times per sentence.

ex. "I'm know I'm a user at BitcoinTalk when I'm using Bitcoin talk on my time for bitcoin liking and talking about using of the forum at Bitcoin talk so therefore I am knowing that I am a user"..... 75 characters?...? PAYDAY!

[CHRISBIN702]

I know I'm a Bitcointalk.org user when....


......I leave notes for my family on the countertop written in bbcode.

......I revisit and reply to a topic just to get it bumped back into the spotlight because it is too good to allow it to be lost in the sea of inferior posts.

[Lorilikes]

I know I'm a Bitcointalk.org user when....


......I leave notes for my family on the countertop written in bbcode.

......I revisit and reply to a topic just to get it bumped back into the spotlight because it is too good to allow it to be lost in the sea of inferior posts.

Funny!

Ok here's another one : 
You might be a bitcointalk user if ..... your favorite topic gets moved to off topic, and you feel like it's unjust. Lol.