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这些精神病古人,居然没被抓起来烧死!(内有福利)
July 04, 2017, 01:49:52 AM
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原标题:这些精神病古人,居然没被抓起来烧死!(内有福利)
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一般来说,「神经病」是句骂人话。日常生活中,当我们看某人不顺眼的时候,就会脱口而出:
/ 字媒体原创插画,是不是很可爱呢?(后同) /
不过从科学上说,并没有神经病,只有「精神病」。
在古代,人们不知道精神病患者是生病,往往归为鬼怪作祟,治疗时也多半是找巫婆神汉来作法,或者像中世纪欧洲那样直接当成巫婆烧掉。
也有少数精神病古人逃脱了厄运,在历史上留下了属于自己的印记。今天文字君就带大家来认识一下他们!
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魏晋时代盛产不拘礼法的任性狂士,尤其是「竹林七贤」堪称古代版的朋克天团。而在这帮人当中,刘伶这个家伙尤其扎眼,甚至让人不由得怀疑他是不是精神有问题。
如果只看长相,刘伶可以说是十足的「屌丝男」。《晋书·刘伶传》记载他:
身长六尺,容貌甚陋。放情肆志,常以细宇宙齐万物为心。
嗯,尽管我们的刘伶同志又挫又丑,却像《人民的名义》中的孙区长一样,整天思考的都是宇宙万物。
刘伶可能是有点「社交恐惧症」,很不喜欢跟人打交道,也不注重生活细节。
有时候他喝完酒发酒疯,会脱光了衣服在屋子里裸奔,有人看到后笑话他,刘伶怼回去:
我以天地为栋宇,屋室为裈衣,诸君何为入我裈中?
我把天地当房子,把房屋当裤子,你们这帮凡人跑到老子裤裆里来干嘛?!——真是活脱脱一个精神分裂患者啊。
作为一个酒鬼,刘伶一年四季有一半时间是醉倒状态。他这段黑历史被《晋书》记录得很全:
常乘鹿车,携一壶酒,使人荷锸而随之,谓曰:「死便埋我。」
可能在刘伶眼里,醉倒跟死了也没太大区别吧。只能说,精神病人的世界真不是我们正常人能理解的啊!
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刘伶的任性狂放只是让自己变得不太受社会欢迎,而下面讲到的这位精神病人就不一样了,作为皇帝的他,在当时绝对称得上一大公害!
这个精神病人就是南北朝时期北齐的文宣帝高洋,一个让人毛骨悚然的禽兽型暴君!
其实高洋也曾是一代明君,他逼迫北魏末帝禅位给自己之后,励精图治,屡退外敌,甚至有「英雄天子」的称号。可惜没过几年,精神病就侵蚀了他的脑细胞,让他变成了一个可怕的魔帝。
《北齐书》记载,高洋性格喜怒无常,前一刻还和爱妃薛嫔在床上如胶似漆,突然不知想起什么就掏出匕首把她杀了。
最恐怖的是,他当着众人的面,若无其事地将爱妃的尸体肢解,用髀骨做成一个琵琶,一边弹着一边唱起小曲儿,全然不顾满身的血污和众人的颤栗。而他本人却流着鳄鱼的眼泪说:
最不可思议的是,这么一个嗜血的魔头,偏偏还有一颗「伪娘」的心。史载高洋有「异装癖」,常常涂脂抹粉,穿着妇女的衣服在大街上招摇过市。
这个传说中的大鸟萌妹,在金銮殿上放着一口大锅和一把钢锯,每天喝得烂醉如泥,上朝就杀人,杀完后就放到锅里「烹之」,简直就是每天都在上演的限制级恐怖片啊!
这种五毒俱全的精神病人当然活不了太长,仅仅33岁就暴亡啦。
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俗话说精神病人思维广,搞艺术的同志有一点儿「恰到好处的精神问题」不是坏事。
北宋书画家米芾(fú)就是这么一个奇葩文艺巨星,他外号叫「米癫」,可见没少作怪。如果找个现代精神医师给他诊治一番,肯定能查出不少病。
米芾有严重的洁癖,他的个人物品绝对不让别人碰,碰了就要死去活来。有一次他上朝时,靴子被人动了一下,米芾是如丧考妣啊!回到家,他把靴子洗了又洗,刷了又刷,最后把靴子洗破了才作罢。
米芾虽个性古怪,在书法方面却是实打实的艺术天才。后人夸他「天姿辕轹未须夸,集古终能自立家」,北宋书法四大家「苏黄米蔡」也是青史留名的佳话。
有一次,同样是书法天才的宋徽宗召米芾写字,用的是一块极品端砚。写完后,米芾的癫病又犯了——他被这方美貌的砚台深深迷住了,于是对皇帝说:
这方砚台,臣下已经用过了,恐怕不好再供御前听用了,不如就送给臣吧!
风流天子宋徽宗哈哈大笑,就把端砚赐给了他。米芾高兴不已,抱着砚一溜烟跑了,衣服上沾满了墨汁也不在乎!——这会儿,您咋不怕脏啦?
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看完这三段古代精神病的故事,你们的精神还好吗?
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