Can one of the moderators pm me?
Yes!
Seriously, what is it you need from a mod that you can't ask one of us for? Are you hiding something? Please scan a image of your official ID and post it on this thread so we can determine if you're
bad enough for us.
I remember when I had only a hundred posts. I was letting the community know that I jack off to naked goats. Well, maybe I didn't, but I'm saying it now. See how free you become when let the world know everything about you.
So tell us: Exactly why you want a mod to contact you. Go ahead. Let it out. We're your friends.